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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. So, after taxes, manual labor fees, transport fees, and negative life insurance for the three employees you accidentally squashed, your total cost comes to about... $3,927,999.02 USD. Now why would I ever even think of doing that?
  2. This curse was deemed unacceptable by the FDA and was discontinued in stores and restaurants.
  3. So, we have a file here on you assaulting zoo animals— Thats a good question. The answer is… 42.
  4. The Story decides to file a complaint at their local police station.
  5. Magical. Simply magical.
  6. Absolutely beautiful.
  7. I have added a website link to my profile. Please tell me if any of the links within do not work.

  8. About three months too late, my friend.
  9. So, I have a selection of feces here. Which one did you steal and eat yesterday? I will not answer that... *CoughCough* IT WAS THE ONE WITH WINGS!
  10. Your Day Yesterday looked down upon its kingdom, screaming bloody murder as its brain was slowly turned into a catermelon.
  11. If you had to guess, what would be the most intelligent phrase you have ever said in your life? Oh. Uh… how about the purple one?
  12. Having only been here a week or so, Sequence did not know of @Ookla the Kijetesantakalu’s narration powers. They nodded slowly anyway.
  13. And with that, Unintelligible’s quest to save Nameless the legendary narrator had come to an end.
  14. Thank you for explaining your mourning. It is deeply appreciated.
  15. The few narrators paying attention glanced at Hoid, more focused on Unintelligible's epic quest. Someone did manage to put in the effort to throw a boxing at Hoid, though.
  16. finally did it. I started reading Warbreaker. I sat there staring at in Barnes and Noble for maybe fifteen minutes before deciding, "Okay that's enough. Pull yourself together and read the rusting book." So I did. I bought it, stepped outside, drove home, and started reading it. It took a lot of willpower. I was planning on reading nothing else till Stormlight five, but then I realized how stupid that was.

  17. Welcome to the Shard.
  18. Explain your mourning please.
  19. Now why did you break that pony’s neck with a sledgehammer? No no, we’ll need much more than that.
  20. The Pedestal let out the magical sound of All-Stars, the song coming form an unseen speaker. Ruin stared in disbelief. As the Book touched the pedestal, a small wooden door appeared behind it. Jovial music and warm light was coming from inside. The readers gawked at Unintelligible’s lengthy post.
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