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  1. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Ruin was sipping a cup of tea, watching this. The only entity who could help with this was currently playing with action figures while sitting in a high chair.
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    Is enrollment still open?
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    The spectators started screaming as Ruin cackled maniacally. The LiViNg ChEeSe was amused.
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    Quite sad, really.
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    It seemed victory was in-hand. That was until Ruin decided to intervene through Unintelligible's spike. The warrior/adventurer/narrator-in-training felt a tug on his mind.
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    Yes. You have won. Wait...
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    He managed not to slip as the guards shrank back in fear, despite their newfound powers.
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    If you had to only eat one food for the rest of your existence, what would it be? I will make six of them. By Monday.
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    *Sneeze.* Oh, have I won?
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    The Rhythm of War’s glowing aura called out to him as the guards swallowed beads of Lerasium.
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    Several guards fainted at the narrator’s awesome simile.
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    I don’t even know what the Dark One forums are, so I just followed along with the prison thing.
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    As Unintelligible starting running, the baseball bat started screaming. The guards of the fortress dropped their weapons and covered their ears, wailing in agony at the terrible noise.
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    I believe the last post wins so I'd like my trophy now.
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    Khriss? I don’t know much about her, but that’s all that’s left in my brain. I know she writes things, and she probably dislikes Hoid. I don’t know about the fighting in the sky, but the most knowledgeable Cosmere scholar probably has been in a fight or two.
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    So, why are you here in therapy today? Okay sure I’ll find it for you.
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    Wait, stop! I’m blind! When you drop your sibling’s birthday present down the well that’s just outside of your house for no reason.
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    Whimsy sneezed and a green baseball bat appeared in Unintelligible’s hands. “Good luck!” This baseball bat was green, made of fine wood and it smelled of elderberries. It was decorated with floral patterns and came with a set of limited edition designer gloves.
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    Clever. I applaud you. I thought it was ABCABCABCABCABCABCABC. And that you typo'd an F.
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    Unintelligible had only one more task to complete to gain access to this prison.
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    Unfortunately, he had one more obstacle to complete. He must steal the Rhythm of War from it's sacred hiding place on Nalthis. Once this feat had been completed, he had to place the book on a raised pedestal to gain access to Nameless's prison. All readers keep in mind he still had his Invincible Rock, along with one more useless gift from the Shard of Whimsy. The question was whether or not he would use these gifts.
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    But wait! There was an "f" in the middle of that pattern! Observe: abacabadabacabaeabacabadabacabafabacabadabacabaeabacabadabacaba
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    *Very loudly in rich person accent* "Gee, sure hope I don't get mugged!" When Adonalsium shatters.
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    Nein. What is the name of your second favorite tooth?
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