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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. Granted. You receive the memory that you had it at some point, but you lost it. I wish for the knowledge and body strength to be a master at the Insect breathing sword technique, along with a Nichirin sword to suit me.
  2. Imma go with Kolloss. It would be fun, y'know? Would you rather eat Chouta or fruited lavis grain? (Or whatever the hell little Kaladin eats at Lirin and Roshone's meeting.)
  3. Proof: Any form of real pasta would be encouraging Hoid too much. Theory: (Early Warbreaker Spoilers)
  4. Gets the irrational hatred of digital literature. Inserts a $700.09 cut of medium-rare Kobe Sirloin.
  5. Gets Detritus. Inserts fifty-six emerald chips.
  6. A new sign is placed near the Museum entrance. "The Geology Exhibit!" It says in bold red lettering. "Now open!" Despite the sign's newness, it appears to be made out of wood several thousand years old. The aspen planks are yellowing around the corners, the old white paint peeling off. The sign emits a ghastly stench, driving away a few customers.
  7. Granted. It's bacon flavored. And not the good kind... I wish for another eye. Not in my head, just one to carry around.
  8. That table over there has been giving you dirty looks, all night... AUSTRE GOD OF COLORS!
  9. The pancakes and waffles in Void's mouth screamed as well. This caused a very unpleasant feeling. It was something like Void's teeth getting set on fire.
  10. I have some bad news... Jeff is broken. FIVE!!!
  11. Allow me to make an irrationally loud sound. No! Please! I have a family!
  12. Yolen. 100%. We need Yolish lore. Would you rather have fifty BioChromatic Breaths, or fifty Shardblades?
  13. Khriss for sure. I WANT ALL THE KNOWLEDGE! Would you rather have one Shard, or two?
  14. You get the dolphin in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I wish for my own website URL.
  15. Proof: Theory: Hoid is actually Bill Nye the Science Guy in disguise.
  16. Crepes still existed though. Most narrators voted for the destruction of those too, but a few narrators were unwilling to let that happen.
  17. I'm on my last few brain cells, so could you explain mathematical functions and properties of X and Y to me in the dumbest way possible? I promise that was me! I swear on the Stormfather himself! I did it!
  18. Even Szeth, apparently. In order for the narrators to destroy something, there had to be a unanimous vote.
  19. His consideration was in vain, because pancakes no longer existed. This was because
  20. Whoops. Gets a great sense of accomplishment. Inserts bread.
  21. Welcome to the Shard. I think you'll find this place to have the most friendly online community you will ever meet.
  22. Plamry is indeed worthy of having a number one fan.

  23. We've come up with a new flavor of ice cream. It's 97% Pewter filings, and 3% dog hair. What should we call it? FINALLY!!! THE HOLY QUESTION!!! For asking this question, you will be gifted all 7.29 million of my BioChromatic Breaths.
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