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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. I agree, granting you a place in the elite military for about sixteen atoms from each component of the sandwich.
  2. As I am also dumb and immune, start an all-powerful communist regime, which sends soldiers to arrest you and bring the sandwich to me.
  3. Oh hey you're Odiumiumium right? WellIwantedtotalktoyouabouttheprincplesofdynamicquantummatterexistinginthecognitiverealminperfectsymbiosiswithdarkmatterandintensegravitationalfluctuations- But- but- but- but- but-........................... I'm innocent!
  4. I walk up, replacing the sandwich with a tuna filet, petting the cat to avoid it waking up and attacking me.
  5. It was urgent. more urgent, in fact, than anything in the history of TLT 2 had ever been.
  6. You like pizza but pineapple on pizza is the devil. I AGREEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 25/25
  7. Fortunately, it had been stated in the past that Uncle Brandy disliked brandy, so this contradiction was burnt at the stake.
  8. Your majesty! Please do something! The Globulius Empire is approaching and you're the only one who can control the armies! How fascinating... Listen, I need you to go and kill that one, then take the other one out to dinner.
  9. I feel kind of bad about it, but.............................................. no. The person below me plans to go to Juliard with a musical instrument they are currently playing.
  10. This caused more tears, which Zyria ate up happily. Zyria only grew stronger and stronger. Something had to be done!
  11. My grandpa had a couple of fainting goats when I was a kid. What is your favorite metric unit of measurement? (Meter, Centimeter, Millimeter, etc.)
  12. I join the dance, stealing the sandwich while you are occupied and slowly dance away.
  13. Scream at the top of my lungs in immense frustration and anger, then have a professional chef decode it for me. What would you do if you found a cracked uranium capsule in your pocket?
  14. The gargantuan baby killer bunny built a castle out of mini m&ms and tasty chickens, but they exploded violently when eaten by Aragorn the Flatulent who was very hungry for someone chubby to eat, thus, Galdor dragons endeavored earnestly to eavesdrop on ecstatic food that's trying to prey on all evil bunnies but instead are turning illiterate for my unknown schemes.
  15. This was very sad, as the kumquats served as a sort of memory-storage device for Kurucu.
  16. Name it Fred and become best friends with it! What would you do if you found a broken glass shard covered in ketchup (blood) in your pocket?
  17. Why is that? Are baby platypuses not loved?!?
  18. "Alright, it's time I tell you something..." *four days later* "Aaaand those are the secrets of the universe. Now, read me your notes on this subject." WAIT THAT'S MINE?!
  19. Indeed I do! I have one set that's a horse, one that's just a pretty chunk of marble, and a crow sitting on a skull sitting on a book . Do you own an airplane?
  20. Can't say I've ever had one. I've been meaning to get around to it though. They sound cool. The person below me attended the Corbulo Military Academy prior to 2526.
  21. Granted. You end world hunger by unknowingly murdering 95% of the human population. The deceased corpses serve as sustenance for the remaining 5%. I wish for a blue lightbulb!
  22. Acknowledge its uselessness, and keep it in my room as something of a trophy. What would you do if you found the MSC Oscar in your pocket?
  23. Turns out, their master was me! I place the sandwich on a plate at a candlelit table and prepare to end this war once and for all!
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