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  1. Szeth's Facepalm
    *deletes discord* when your crush says they like you
  2. Szeth's Facepalm
    CHEEEEEESE CHEESE IS THE REASOn FOR ALL THINGS GOOD IN LIFE LIVE LAUGH CHEESE I love cheese bro For simple snacking, i love a firmish but tender goat cheese. For pairing with, like, triscuit crackers or savory crackers like that, definitely chedder. For having on a cheese board, definitely warmed brie with jam and crackers (not savory ones). Cheeeeeese yum yum yum
  3. Szeth's Facepalm
    Oouuu rp *blasts glitter monster with rainbow sloths and does an epic jujitsu kick*
  4. Szeth's Facepalm
    But you can never win The Game. *trades the giant rat tail for a hat*
  5. Szeth's Facepalm
    OMG I CANT BELIVE WE ALMOST LET THIS DIE Anyway Uhhh I win i guess
  6. Szeth's Facepalm
    Drandio
  7. Szeth's Facepalm
    *wins because onions and also velociraptors and also a pygmy puff and also a really long rat tail, like, super long, the longest one you've ever seen, i'm sure*
  8. Szeth's Facepalm
    10/10 that's my reasoning for 80% of the stuff i do
  9. Szeth's Facepalm
    Shallan, who had been hiding under a rock, screamed "BOOTS!" and ran to catch as many as she could.
  10. Szeth's Facepalm
    Then the popcorn chicken brutally murdered him again.
  11. Szeth's Facepalm

    Sooooooooooo I'm still on vacation, but i couldn't resist the pull of the shard for more than five days, it seems :P

    Here are some Syl doodles i made while re-listening to RoW in the car:

    Spoiler

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    (Sry about the lightning :<)

    1. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      They look great:o

  12. Szeth's Facepalm
    Ohhhhhh guys, i think you're all confused, it's Sandon Branderson. that's who you guys are looking for, i think. I read some of his stuff, i think he wrote, like, Fogbirthed? And Manner of Monarchs? Anyway, he's pretty good, glad to see i'm not the only one whose heard of him on here.
  13. Szeth's Facepalm
    Facepalm rushed in, wearing a slytherin scarf and clutching a pygmy puff plushie and five chocolate frog cards. "Sorry, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood for not responding to your call, i was at harry potter world. Anyway, what's happening?" Facepalm staggered to the ground, realizing that gravity was acting really weird. "Popcorn chicken, help me!" They cried. The popcorn chicken, which had abandoned its quest for The Ultimate Facepalm long ago, sprouted wings and flew to Facepalm. Facepalm didn't really know what to to with it, so it just circled around nameless, making popcorn noises.
  14. Szeth's Facepalm
    *curls up in a corner* TPBM likes rocks :D.
  15. Szeth's Facepalm
    10/10 can you plz take me on a tour?
  16. Szeth's Facepalm
    Metal eaters look for rare yummy metals What is your personality type?
  17. Szeth's Facepalm

    *sadness noises*

    Can I have hugs plz

    I am sad

    :(

    *More sadness noises*

    Spoiler

    Also im prolly gonna be off the shard for about two weeks, but i'll be back.

     

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    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      ^_^ *munches snickers and kitkats* thanks guys! 

      Everyone on here is so nice, thanks for being such cool humans.

      (I did actually go and eat a kitkat irl and those things are SO GOOD, they definitely made happier lol)

    3. The Storming Stormfather

      The Storming Stormfather

      See ya! Enjoy whatever you're doing! *hugs*

    4. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      *hugs* Au revoir, Facepalm! The Shard won't be the same flavour of insanity without you!

  18. Szeth's Facepalm
    *screeches* *throws chouta at everyone* *runs back and forth* *jumps out the window still screeching* *inexplicably starts flying* *wins*
  19. Szeth's Facepalm
    *YEETS A WAFFLE AT BOOMERANG GUY, WHICH LANDS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM ON A PLATE WITH SYRUP* Excuse me, waffle king, would you please try my waffle? I've been perfecting the recipe for 13 years and if you could try it that would mean a lot to me.
  20. Szeth's Facepalm
    ... Um Cool *pelts Thaidikar with hamsters and potatos*
  21. Szeth's Facepalm
    Nope. About fifty of my 150 are from the last week, though, cause of how active on the shard i've been, so that might be coming up lol TPBM doesn't like roller coasters
  22. Szeth's Facepalm
    Facepalm awakened the popcorn (using Breath) and sent them on a grand quest to find The Ultimate Facepalm. They felt sorry for nameless, because of the loss of his pet rock, so they also told the awakened chicken popcorn to make a beautiful gravestone for the rock.
  23. Szeth's Facepalm
    @Szeth_Pancakes Do we just start guessing? I'm gonna guess: 204
  24. Szeth's Facepalm
    Dandy
  25. Szeth's Facepalm
    Hey, wanna come and hang out with us tomorrow? *zing* What were you saying?
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