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Szeth Pancakes

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  1. Is it just me, or are keteks ridiculously fun to write? Here is a place that you can share any silly, stupid, or serious keteks you write. Rules for Keteks 1: The ketek must have a symmetrical structure, like "Vin was cool, was Vin." Changes in punctuation are fine, and so are changes in the form of each word (e.g. walk, walks, walking). 2: The ketek must be grammatically correct. It cannot be a sentence fragment, but it can be more than one sentence. 3: The ketek must be divisible into five distinct parts, which each convey some sort of idea. Example ketek Blackthorn, the killer. The Thrill, the killer. He, Dalinar - He killed the Thrill. The killed - the Blackthorn.
  2. Your wish is granted. Your bane is that Moash comes up from behind you and throws you into the Honor Chasm, then resurrects you and throws you in again. I wish to be able to read 3 times as fast as I normally do.
  3. Nine in a mouse oners tied a lemon!
  4. Nine in a mous loners tied a lemon!
  5. Heeeey everyone! I thought it was time to start doing something resembling status updates. However, I just don't really have anything to say about my life. So, in lieu of a proper status update, I will be posting weird crap I thought up when I just woke up.

    My Weird Morning Thoughts (MWMT) 4/23:

    Why does sugar taste so good, if it's not good for us? Oh yeah, it was like better for us in prehistoric times or something. Will we ever evolve to not like sugar? How long would that take? Would dogs ever evolve to like chocolate? Given enough time, would dogs become intelligent?

     

    Nah.

     

    If any animal would evolve to be intelligent, it would probably be cats. 

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    2. Chinkoln

      Chinkoln

      Cats would take over the world

    3. Procrastination

      Procrastination

      Yes they will. If they do, I’m in a good spot. Maybe my cats will put in a good word for me, considering that when my cats take all my blankets, I don’t even take them back, because then they would be sad, and I don’t want them to be sad. I spoil them.

    4. Procrastination

      Procrastination

      Also, @Szeth_Pancakes, your Weird Morning Thoughts sound a lot like Pascal the otter’s ramblings from Animal Crossing New Horizons!! :D

  6. Nine in fakmous loners tied a lemon!
  7. Meanwhile, Hoid was thoroughly beating the crap out of Vax.
  8. Nine infamous loners tied a lemon!
  9. Yeah whatever :/ 1035
  10. Nine famous loners dyed a lemon!
  11. ...Wow. Normally, I would reply to this with my thoughts, but you summed everything up so well, I don’t really have anything to say. Nice job!
  12. Welcome to the shard! Favorite cosmere character?
  13. Your wish is granted. However, you missed three of your classes. Your bane is that you get an F on all of your projects for the next week. (Unless your district does “E”s instead of F’s like mine does. Then you get E’s.) I wish that for the next month, I will have for each of my meals whatever I am craving most.
  14. Nine famous lonar dyed a lemon!
  15. Nine Famous is sonar hyed lemon!
  16. Nin Famous is sonar hied lemon!
  17. Shadows of Self: "She claims to be hearing the spirit of her dead brother." Me, an educated person: "uh oh"
  18. Usually at 9:21, I would be. However, I'm just hungry right now TPBM owns a Shallan/Veil sticker. (The one that you get with purchases from the Sanderson store)
  19. Yes, obviously. Dragons are cute TBPM owns a copy of Arcanum Unbounded.
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