"mY nAme iS vAx," Vax said (he had a bad habit of capitalizing the second letter of the word instead of the first). "yOu kIlled mY fAther. pRepare tO dIe."
Your wish is granted.
However, you cannot fit in your house anymore.
Your bane is that you have a perpetual craving for sushi.
Like me.
My wish is that I can actually win a frickin' round of Mario Kart against my friend for once.
Your wish is granted.
Your bane is that you will forever mix up the words "boon" and "bane."
I wish for Hoid to win the wrestling tournament in the Longest Thread.
You get one penny, along with a mild case of the hiccups.
I wish to be able to control my level of hunger. For example, if I feel hungry, I can make myself full without having to eat. Also, if I feel full, I can make myself able to eat more.
@Honorless Your wish is granted. However, you are stuck with a never ending case of the hiccups.
Oh, and my wish is to have the power to travel through time.