Procrastination

586. If a potion is green, it’s poison. You don’t need to ask any questions or run any tests. It’s always poison. 587. If somebody says “If all goes well…” something crucial will go terribly wrong.

Yeah, I saw that and thought it could be Skybreakers, but I wasn’t quite sure because I’ve been very off about things like this before.

525a: This is doubly true if they fell off a cliff/are in a burning building. 525b: If a character remarks that “there is no way they could have survived”, then the character who “died” has a 100% chance to come back in a dramatic scene. 528: If somebody (specifically the possible love interest, childhood best friend, new guide, or some other side character that could have a dramatic reveal) is acting oddly, they are likely one or more of these things: 1. possessed by the evil force (even if there is no prior indication that the evil force can possess anybody. This does not matter. See #6) 2. a spy/traitor (if you catch them in the act and their explanation of why they’ve been spying doesn’t add up, they are possessed by the evil force as well. This is especially true if, when you go through their bag, they are in possession of some strange device or artifact that even the mentor character does not recognize. Alternatively, if they claim to not recognize the device, then they are either lying, framed by somebody else, or there was no spy except for the unknowing main character/person who accused them. In any case, assume #6 is true.) 3. an evil twin/clone/imitation of the actual person in some way (especially if there is mentions of them acting odd on different days. The main character will not question this at all until it’s too late to stop the dramatic reveal and classic “what did you do with the real <insert character>?!” scene. If it is some clone or artificial life, know that it does not matter if there has been no mention of technology or magic capable of doing something like this. The Big Bad has their ways. See #6.) 4. secretly sick/wounded (this will be revealed in a dramatic way. If their symptoms are odd, they may be possessed by the evil force as well. It does not matter if they are dying. The main character will not know this until it is revealed. See #6.) 5. a total red herring to throw off the readers (but if this is true then one of these things will happen: another character with no signs will be the traitor, the main character will not trust the red herring to their own detriment, or the red herring will become one of the above later on, making the red herring event a red herring. It doesn’t matter if this doesn’t make sense. See #6.) 6. something totally random to shock the readers (this may apply to any of the above reasons or more. Cue “it’s a twist!!”) 529: If a mentor character dies very obviously in an emotional scene, there is a 14.57% chance that they will have a secret twin that is the actual mentor/that they’ve been switching out with.

This is so cute!! Please continue to update this forever.

Maybe the Sunrealm? (yes I know I’m so very original thank you)

This is amazing! I now have a strange urge to just draw chonky cats.

I always get either Truthwatcher or Edgedancer, but I would say while there’s definitely some attributes of Edgedancer that fit well, I fit with every characteristic of a Truthwatcher. Although it’s always a difference of less than 5%, so maybe I’m just powerful and have two bonds.

You know you’re a Sanderfan when you hear loud thumping and immediately brace yourself, thinking “where’s the thunderclast?” Bonus: YKYASWY are consistently distracted during church imagining a dark force appearing behind the pulpit and your immediate reaction is to then imagine yourself in full Shardplate fighting it.

Oh, don’t worry about it! And good luck with college applications; remember to take deep breaths and take care of yourself, even if the process is stressful. Especially if it’s stressful.

Unfortunately, someone decided to nuke the universe anyway for the purpose of clarity.

Absolutely true. And no, you cannot hear them. TPBM is wanted for cult-like dedication to Sanderson in several countries. (also archivist you stole my reply…don’t worry, I’ll get you back someday. Also, do you like cookies? No reason, just wanted to know.)

Granted. Art is subjective, so you think it’s “good”, but everybody else thinks it’s so awful that it becomes synonymous with something that is terrible. I wish for all my dead favorite characters to come back to life.

Granted. It doesn’t work. I wish to be able to ace all of my tests.

Granted. In that week, the world falls apart and every person you love dies. You emerge from your timeskip confused and heartbroken. You can’t handle this change, and end up going insane from grief. I wish for one hundred billion non-counterfeit dollars that I can spend on whatever I want.

Granted! They are invisible, though, so you cannot read or even see them. I wish to know how to act in social situations. (i.e. parties) (By the way, I have surmounted your curse. My mistcloak is looking great, and the daggers are in the stage where they have to get worse to get better and I only have one vial along with no idea what to put in it so yeah, everything’s awesome over here.)

Nopers. TPBM has spiked someone’s cookie.

Granted, but they all turn out to be poisoned. (The koloss were not too happy.) I wish to be able to make the ultimate Vin costume for Halloween.

Okay, but why do they look like they’re made out of those paper sacks you get for school lunches?

Granted. They now are addicted to your chocolate coins and will steal any you ever receive for the rest of your life. I wish to be able to access every magic system in the Cosmere.

What about a piece that captures a scene like this? You’re sitting on a rocky cliff high above the ocean, feet dangling over the drop, enjoying the gentle breeze and occasional calls of birds. As the sun rises, the world comes alive in a brilliant burst of light and life.