The generals around him argued with one another, debating on which strategy they should use against the enemy. One slammed her hand on the table, pointing at the figurines representing the enemy army in front of a fortress, then pushing some figurines representing their army flanking the other army on the left. The table groaned, bringing up points of how that wouldn’t work and they were trying to make sure their army was relatively intact after this.
And what was Aramis doing?
Why, tinkering, of course.
He fiddled with one of the general’s detached mechanical arms, twisting a few screws out of place to look inside. The copper was well-taken care of––the shiny polish told him that much––but what was confusing was how the arm was, as General Eskel said, acting like a rookie trying the obstacle course on the first day. He placed his goggles over his spectacles, preventing them from falling off his nose. Aramis held the screws in his mouth, freeing his hands to feel around on the insides.
“Definitely lubricated, so that’s out of the question,” he muttered with clenched teeth, slick oil coating the insides, ignoring the bickering generals. “Most likely Zeke’s workmanship, can’t be too–– aha––” Aramis felt the Zeke’s engraving on the inside of the forearm “––oh, you don’t disappoint, Zeke; although, I would’ve put more pistons in the joints than what you usually do. Really limits arm movement, tsk tsk tsk.”
“What was that?” General Eskel asked, turning to Aramis, trying her best to fold her arms with… well, only one.
“Nothing, ma’am,” he sang, wiping his brow with an oily hand. “Talking to myself. Pay no attention to me.”
Aramis pulled his hand out, bringing up his candle to peer inside. Again, nothing came up. Everything seemed to be in tip-top order. As forgetful as Zeke was when it came to arm movement and how many pistons he added, it appeared to be in working order. Then what was…?
He snapped his fingers, turning the arm to look at the socket where it would attach to General Eskel’s actual arm. The candlelight washed the inside to see…
“Aha,” Aramis said, grinning as he pulled out a tiny screwdriver, removing a few screws to see the mechanical heart of the creation.
It turned a dull color than what Aramis was used to seeing. Usually, it was full of life, no matter if it was or not attached to the user. Of course Zeke forgot to mention to Eskel that it needed to be brought to a Steam Mechanic––much like himself––that could fix this before it became a bigger problem. It would have resulted in Eskel going to Zeke for an inspection, which would’ve just resulted in Zeke making her pay more money for a new arm. Classic mechanic scam.
He touched the heart with his screwdriver. “Time to come back to life,” he breathed, a surge of magical energy traveling down the screwdriver, causing the heart to burst alight with new life.
“There you go,” Aramis whispered, grinning as he began to close and clean up.
“So, we just keep pushing till they give in?” a general asked, finally catching Aramis’ attention.
“What else do you suggest?” another general said.
Grumbles of agreement sounded from around the wartable, even from the general who yelled first. Some straightened themselves, beginning to stand up to relay the orders to the soldiers in the battle below.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” Aramis muttered, tsking as he wiped the arm down.
The generals stopped in their tracks, looking towards him happily cleaning the arm. The general––most likely the one over all of them, but Aramis didn’t care––on the other side of the table glared at him.
“What was that, boy?” he hissed.
“I said––” Aramis brought the arm up to inspect, wiping down some more spots he missed, ignoring the general’s burning gaze “––I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
“Oh, and what would you do, then?”
“Since you asked…” Aramis stood up, walking over to the table, still wiping the arm for a second. He pointed at the fortress with a screwdriver. “First off, their strategy is to tire your forces out. Since they have a fortress, they can have their soldiers come in and rest and pump out fresh troops, while your soldiers haven’t seen a wink of sleep since they were home.
“Instead of facing them head-on like an idiot,” he said, dividing the generals’ forces into manageable groups, “just take them on one group at a time while your other troops rest for a bit. Distract them while you figure out a covert way into the fortress. Taking them head-on is a death wish. You don’t need a couple promotions to see that.”
The generals fell silent, looking between him and the wartable. Aramis walked over to General Eskel, humming to himself.
“Why infiltrate?” another general asked.
“May I?” Aramis asked Eskel, who nodded. He set to work on attaching the arm back to her own. “Well, sir, it’s better and more efficient to attack when they’re least expecting it. They’re expecting you to go head-on; in fact, they’re counting on it. That’s their plan. Subvert that plan by making them think that you’re playing into their hands, then infiltrate when they’re not looking. Can’t believe a person like myself without any experience can figure that out. What am I talking about? Of course I did.”
He wrapped the leather around Eskel’s arm, tightening it and then a few screws, calibrating the arm as much as he could. He wiped off the copper surface, humming quietly to himself.
“Fine,” the head general sighed, footsteps of the generals moving around him to relay the information to their forces. “What did you say your name was, boy?”
He looked back at the general, grinning like a dork. “Aramis Darcio, General. Best Steam Mechanic in the land,” he said, finishing up as he stood up and bent over Eskel. “When you’re having trouble with your arm again, come to me. If you like this style of arm, good for you. I just have better options.”
Eskel nodded, rolling her mechanical hand, visibly impressed with the work he did, of course. She stood up, nodding to both the head general and Aramis before walking out to her own forces.
Aramis removed his goggles, then placed his hands on his hips as he looked back at the head general. “There something you want me to fix?” he grinned.