Aeoryi
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"I just want the book monster to settle down. That's all. And a copy of the Simalarion or something."
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"The who now?" Turning to the bookmonster they said, "I can read. Just not very well."
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"You can't even smell. You probably can't."
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"Are you trying to be kicked out? The streets aren't a great place, ya know."
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"Uh... No...?"
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"Okay, then what is a smell doofus? Is that related?"
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"Uh, you wanna explain what a doofus is? I really don't know."
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I thought those were the inquisitor or the Lord ruler?
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"Whoa. Books have SMELL? I didn't really know that."
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"Uh... Money? I can barely afford one book." Little River said.
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Man. The monster, apparently named Chad, which was a fitting name, ate seven books at once. "So are you just gonna buy seven books? Is that your plan?"
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"So you are the miserable monster in the library who is making those sounds. Do you have a name?"
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"So there's a monster in the library? Cool!"
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"So is that why you have so many knives? Or is this unrelated?" A crashing sound echoed through the store. "Who was that?" unre
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"So you want to read the lore behind the Lord of the rings? Isn't that... What we call an obsession?"
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Do the ten fools - like do they actually exist as a person on roshar?
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"Why do you want to read it? Lord of the Rings came out ages ago last I checked."
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500 POSTS
Only 21500 more to beat two's record
As a bonus I'll upload an epic chapter of Two sides of one coin tonight.
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"Are they related?"
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"Is that the one with the weird plot where everyone's not a wizard? I found that one kinda epic. Why do you ask?"
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"Doesn't the silmarion have like content about zombies and vampires and all that? Isn't it kinda boring?"
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"Uh... I don't either. What was your name again?" River felt so bad for having to ask again.
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What's a prelan again? Is that a Cosmere term?
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"Do you have..." Little River didn't know what to say. What were they looking for? This all seemed so unplanned, "Uh... A copy of the silmarion?"
