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... BUT RIVER GOES THROUGH THE WINDOW! It hurt a lot more than River thought it would. River formed this thick watery substance from their blood to clot it, and keep on running. They still are invisible btw.

I try my best. I have never been great at painting. TPBM has read my reckoners writing project

Wrong. TPBM HAS WON A DAY ON THE SHARD BEFORE.

[What does larry do? also what does the book have inside it? Can the demon even see River? @PyroPhile you cannot see river since they have True invisibility.] River ran faster because of the green gargoyle thingy. They just had to make it to the water...

Chanaranach could be disobedience, since obidience is a Chanaranach aspect.

[how about a random event right now. ] Little River threw the water at Dave and Falchion. The water was thicker and heavier and would slow their movement greatly. The water stuck to them, providing a near indestructable snare. Then Little River turned invisible, grabbed the book [which is also now invis] and ran. @Channelknight Fadran @Silver Phantom

Chapter 5: 500 post special, 3 years ago. Absorption had a very unscheduled meeting. Very rarely had epics wandered into his town. Most epics avoided him like the plague. The plague was, after all, death. And so was Absorption. He was in control just like how death was in control of life. The epic was an even more curious specimen. He had Recapture teleport the epic into a doorless chamber. The epic had waited for him for three days. And today, that epic was going to meet him. Recapture's signature camera shutter noise played as he teleported into the room with the epic. Recapture instantly left. Now it was only Absorption and the epic. A mortal facing the very character of death. It was time to talk. "Who are you. State your name, powers and why you are here." Absorption tapped his pistol absentmindedly. "Singularity. And I create singularities. duh." Absorption was not impressed with that answer for two reasons: The disrespect in the epic's voice and his lies. Absorption could not detect lies. But he had gotten real good at sensing them. He shot a bullet straight into the wall. The epic jumped in surprise and confusion. Absorption just grinned. There was no gunshot in the wall. The bullet ended up in the ignorant epic's thigh. The epic clearly recoiled at the sudden injury, but the epic tried to hide it. Foolish mortal. "I want All of your powers. And your weakness. Do not disappoint me again or the bullet will end up somewhere less plesant." That seemed to spook the epic. "My name is singularity. I can go invisible and create explosions of energy. My weakness is being alone." Absorption knew that the weakness was a lie. But he had his loyalty. And that was enough. "Good. Recapture will teleport you out in five days. Until then, I recommend you practise respect alongside honesty." It probably wasn't going to be 5 days. It was going to be forever. But it was best to instill false hope. That fueled dreams. Absorption was still grinning when Recapture teleported him out. He was death. he spared few. He dominated the rest. Little did the character of death know, he was going to die to the same epic he had just left in 3 years. Singularity would change his name shortly after escaping, and the once timid epic would become known as the voidcaller. And the Voidcaller would kill one of the greatest epics of all time. Absorption himself died at the hands of his own arrogance. It was so prophetic.

[of what? the dark magic book on the ground?]

[only partially - River themself is invis. the book is not] The idiot's name was Kghills. what a dumb name. "Why don't you just not Kill me then. How - Steve. Even dumber name. "You aren't allowed to kill anyone I thought. " River had jusr enough time to grab some bottled water out of their pocket and uncap it... And the other guy had left. perfecto.

After getting struck by the umbrella river had second thoughts. the book slid out of Rivers hands as the K-guy threatened to strangle them. They then proceeded to focus... "whos you?" Little River asked dazedly. [right. the law. more than just legal power ig]

"The law probably can't stop me. It hardly stops anyone." River quickly grabs one of the books after turning invisible and attempts to run. [ninjad by Szeth pancakes... uh... akward situation...]

"What if I just took one and left?" Little river said, "Like, I would never do anything like that, but youknow, hypothetically...?"

Little River goes invisibility mode and follows Falchion and Bookdude. Then, He goes uninvisible and says, "cool, can I have one?"

"Well then I don't know, ask me a question that only adults can answer."

"you havent any proof bookeater man." @Silver Phantom

" No no no I'm definitely 20. I don't need ID.'

"Uh... Yeah! Sure!"

"Why not?"

"Oh! Dark magic! Can I have some?"

"Aren't some textbooks illegal? And why are you still in school? You don't look like it."

"Aren't those like, illegal or something? Do they have dark magic?"

"So you DO eat books. Ah. So you might as well buy food, if you are so hungry for ruin."

"Suddenly he buys something. Wow am I good at sales."