LukeWasTaken

The night before christmas and all through the shard
not a sharder was stirring, not even Channelknight Fadran.
The status updates were posted on the forums with great care
In hopes that they could cheer just one person there.
The sharders were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of crustaceans danced in their heads.
With the mods in their slumber, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our posts for a long christmas nap.
When out on the forum there arose such a clatter
I sprang to my computer to see whats the matter.
Away to the screen I flew like a flash
tore away the screen saver and threw up the tab.
Brandon Sanderson had released his notes for book 5
And- oh. He killed Kaladin. that's such a suprise.