The Ward's Guard

"Well that's convenient, because I just happen to be letting people up them. You got the usual fare?"

Or you could be an idiot like me and just pop in uninvited occasionally whenever you are bored. Behold; an example. A ragged old man descended from the stairs, dressed in rags and obviously a poor practitioner of personal hygiene. He looked up and gave the group and grin that should have been toothy, if he wasn't missing most of those teeth. When he spoke, his voice sounded as brittle as a marshmallow isn't. "Ah, what are we having here? Looks like you are wanting to ascend my staircase."

Pior moved quickly to assume a position where he could watch Aerith's back, brandishing his swordstaff as he watched for approaching enemies.

Pior rushed in, brandishing his weapons towards anyone who would get in his way.

"I'm hurt to think that you would believe that I would ever use a Cigar. You know I can't afford something like that. You just don't blow me up with your shooting hot eyes." Pior gave one of his cheeky smiles before he made his way towards the wagon.

'That twist was easier to predict than the chances of me getting drunk tonight. So Hot head, where's the Gunpowder, or am I gonna have to wing that one as well?"

"Fine, who's gonna grab the gunpowder?"

"Uh, yes, well." Ros seemed to gather himself. "I don't know how Brightness."

"I uh, well . . ." He lifted up the sphere while bowing his head slightly. "I'm afraid I don't expectly know Brightness."

"Great, so when this thing all blows up in our faces, in a manner of speaking, then what do we do?"

Big fan of Mando and the latest episode. On the subject of Stormtroopers and their aim, I think that the jokes are funny, but I also think that they are slightly exaggerated.

Bandar slowed near Red for a brief second before sprinting on, ashe spoke he was showing signs of being short of breath. "If you got something else in mind Boss, could you do it fast?"

Ros stared at the Stormlight infused sphere with an intesity that could bore a hole through solid rock, and yet nothing happened. After a long period of time he put it down and walked towards Sebariel, looking slightly apprehensive. "Uh, excuse me . . . Brightness?" @Vapor

Pior stops for a second. "Oh, well, shows that there's a reason why I ain't the one coming up with the plans then. So we get the barrel, then what?"

"Uh no, don't look at me. Besides, what would I do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"

Pior watched the settlement. "That's a bit more than you led me to believe. What'chu thinking Hot eyes?"

Just FYI because I feel that you won't be seeing Doctor Tormaris for a while, the "medicine" he gave you was bogus. He's a bit of a Con Artist. So the "cures" will not work.

Battle of the word fascist leaders, who will be the reigning Grammar Nazi? Also, I'm not sure if Dr Tormaris will be a permanent character. Maybe he and Slip could be a recurring character.

Tormaris waved. "Farewell my good friends, I feel as if we will meet again soon!"

Tormaris let out a laugh. "My good friend, all I'm holding are a collection of small dollar bills; I have no wallet besides my own on me."

Tormaris smiled as he accepted the money before tucking it away. "Slip's a little entrepreneur, he seems to pull money from simply nowhere. It amazes me that he can make so much money, he probably just forgot to leave it with me for safe keeping. Now, we must get going, wouldn't want to keep the city and your wizard waiting, now would we?"