Bearer of all agonies

I call Miles Hundredlives! 
Now, I just need some gold. . . 

Happy Birthday!

We went Elving! It's kind of like your Boo-ing, @Ookla the Grammatical, except that we do it during December. 

If you don't know what either of those are, then it is going around to a certain(or random) house, putting a treat or present on their doorstep, and ding-dong-ditching. Then we hide and watch the people come outside. It is so fun. 

So, today, instead of Elving a certain family we didn't know, we Elved our best friends. Since they knew about Elving, we had our dad call them, and him and my brother be on facetime while we Elved. My mom and my sister hid in the trees across the street, and I snuck up to them and left the presents at the door. They have a porch with long steps, so I figured the easiest way was to jump off the porch. I put the presents near the door, and knocked really loud. Then I vaulted over the porch(and fell nine feet, almost twisting my ankle), and ran away. I watch from behind their neighbors porch as they came outside. They found the presents and acted really confused as we had Elved them once before, and they thought that we were facetiming them at the moment. I ran down the street, and my mother and sister looped around the street in the car. I met them at the bottom, and we drove off. 

Success!