Bearer of all agonies

So tonight I finally convinced him be of my friends to go trick or treating with me. I dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite. It was great. I got a Vote For Pedro shirt and glasses, and my hair is the exact same as his. There were some rumors of high schoolers going around in a car and stealing candy, so it was spooky. Then we saw the high schoolers, and one of them I recognized. It was a sad moment because I thought it was him that had stolen it. Then they ran down the street and disappeared. A few minutes later we found tons of candy in the middle of the road where the high schoolers had dropped it, and picked it up. Later when we got back to my house we saw them again, and decided to make for certain it was them who had stolen the candy. When they got near, we start talking really loudly about how some kids had been stealing candy. The moment we started talking about it, they all looked back at us at the same time. So now we know it was them. Spook-Y. Then when I was inside, I weighed myself and I weighed 100.5 pounds! Woohoo! I have finally made it to the one hundred! Then I picked up my bag and weighed myself again. I weighed 110 pounds. THE CANDY THAT I GOT WEIGHED 9.5 POUNDS!!! Isn’t that crazy? Allright, ima sleep now.