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Shard of Reading

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  1. Well technically Reading is the same person because he's a shard. But he's died so many times he really needs to learn not to get into games of chicken with his life.
  2. Thank you @Ark1002 for necroing this thread. I don't want it to die.
  3. So long as that nation was comprised of 2 people
  4. Multiple times throughout BoM Wax held ettemetal, along with many other characters. Sure it still might happen, it would just be much safer to be a ferring.
  5. Nope. It only blows up when touching water.
  6. I will admit that I am going to slant my votes to get archer to the finals, but even if I wasn't I would still vote for you. I really love the way you link all the roasts together and how this is totally something that I can imagine alcatraz saying.
  7. @Channelknight Fadran, @Aspiring Writer get over here. I personally don't write but I think that this has the potential to take all my upvotes for the day.
  8. The man went to the hardware store to buy 2000 Rosharan chickens.
  9. Well at least it wasn't one word.
  10. So, funny story. I was going on a hike with my family when we passed a rope swing that went over a river. My sister, being the adventurer she is wanted to go swing on it. My mom, (For whatever reason) let her do it. So, my sister gets on the swing and basically long story short she fell in the water. This isn't the worst that that would have ever happened but... When she came up out of the water her glasses were missing. Fortunately the water was only about waist deep. Unfortunately it's fall, and rope swings are typically hung from trees. It took us like an hour in really cold water to find it. But personally I think we finished at just the right time because just as we found it, a big red pickup truck came around the corner. It had a custom license plate (The Duck) and it had a custom hood ornament (A big white dusk flexing) and when it honked it's horn it... quacked. It was one of the best things I have ever seen.
  11. Someone remind me what a Svarkis (However you spell it) is. Edit: I got 1 upvote and this question no longer matters.
  12. What else would it be? Tindwyl
  13. The library is god's gift to man-kind
  14. On a pair of broken ski's Over hills we go, Crashing into trees! (Ow, Ow, Ow)
  15. I know there are alot but I'd say that the majority are inactive. I'd probably guess around 30-40
  16. No. I'm content with being only 16th best.
  17. I'm still a shard...Just a more mundane one.
  18. Unlike other shards, I actually understand sarcasm and pop-culture, and therefore can make those jokes about inevitability and the man in the Iron Gold Titanium alloy suit.
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