To celebrate the new knights radiant quiz I figured I would do this.
So, the basic premise of this thread is you say any character you want from most works of fiction (Avoid SA and other cosmere works. Also try not to make them too obscure)
Then, the next person assigns them an order. They don't have to justify it, but if you do the more ridicules the reasoning the better.
To start: Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)