Soulbinder

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Granted. It's poison. Drinking it will render you incapable of boredom.

I wish for the Forget-Me Stick from Megamind.

I hire a Parselmouth to convince the rope to give me the sandwich instead.

The Free Bird guitar solo.

What fictional country do you suspect may be real?

Celebrate. Sounds really cool!

WWYDIYF a long-lost book by Victor Hugo in your pocket?

Ooh, yay! Snake pajamas! Have a couple backup snakes.

I have an ominously glowing phone booth.

Why would you pretend to be a cop in order to give that llama a speeding ticket?!

"In my defense, only six people were mildly too severely injured in the process. So it was practically successful!"

I call on my character from my unfinished novel draft to snatch the sandwich while I distract your D&D character with some shiny nat 20s.

9 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

Granted. You also have Bill and Ted's level of vocabulary

Totally bogus.

1 hour ago, TEFT4EVAH said:

I wish to have a big brain.

Granted. Your neck is not designed to support such weight, so you will have to get used to wearing a neck brace and back supports. 

I wish for a gigantic rubber duck.

Inexact

Off the top of my head I'd have to say Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove.

What would you like your new name to be?

No, but I've seen a lot. Very cute.

What's something you wish you could tell your younger self?

Maximum Ride by James Patterson. You can only have so many plot twists before they stop making sense and your characters lose all consistency. Also, The Rise of Skywalker in terms of screenwriting. 

What would you do if you were given a trip to Disneyland?

Granted. Your home has been taken over by a multitude of small crabs.

I wish for a guitar riff to play any time I do an air guitar like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

3 hours ago, Faerie Braids said:

What is one of your hobbies?

Painting, mostly with watercolor.

What's your opinion on Moash?

Granted. Your body temperature is now 0° C. Hope that's sufficiently cool for you. Also, you have sunglasses now.

I wish for a functioning longbow.

I'm more of a potato myself.

TPBM has a weirdly specific interest.

Have a visit from Uncle Sam.

I have a strange glowing green goo of mysterious origin.

He's fantastic at creating memorable themes.

What would be a great supervillain name?

I'm going to have to assume you are capable of doing so, yes. 

How do you make your evil monologues more dramatic?

Chuck Norris is every Epic's weakness.

Hard one! I think the Lopen would be really fun, but I'd rather take the chance to learn from a master chef like Rock. 

WYR have a mistcloak or a replica of a Shardblade? 

Pretty decent, yeah!

TPBM Iikes stuffed animals.

I really like them! Especially making them.

What dystopian book do you think is actually a great idea?