Boomerang Guy

@Frustration!

JOOOIIIIN

Yes and it was NONE OTHER THAN NAMELESS’s RECIPE 

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

not to mention you there were also corpses in them. Too. 
 

I already changed the recipe. 

Just now, Nameless said:

Chorffles are illegal because they contain hemalurgic spikes.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I was the high inquisitor. I didn't have the time to bake Chorffles.

You were the head chef so you could better harvest the spikes. YOU CANT DENY IT!!

NOOOOOO

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Yes. Although 'Chorffles' might be illegal to produce and sell.

Yeah but we won’t talk about that right nameless. Considering that YOU were the one baking them. Your illegal recipe

@Frustration!!! @Channelknight Fadran!!! @Experience!!!
Come JOIIIIIN

Yeah I guess. Chortlism is chortles and 50% waffles. 
 

Wafflism is just waffles. Yeah? 

I already had both! Tho waffles are not ALL mine. My desire to share them is shared with y’all 

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Still. There is no alliance. We can work together when our purposes align.

Uhhhhhhhhhh.... convince Boomerang Guy to stop trying to unsplit Chortlism?

That is acceptable. 
 

I am NOT trying to unsplit CHORTLISM. 

Just now, Nameless said:

But you want to spread Chortles first and waffles second.

No that’s not true. We spread waffles WHILE  we chortle. We spread dem waffles. Only members are chortling for the most part. 

8 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Please understand that no such alliance exists)

Why not! We both want to spread waffles!

I wish to join if nothing else to be representing Chortlism and our alliance. 

*hmf*

Well, nonetheless, despite your rebellion on yours truly. I request a high ranking position in Wafflism. For if you do not recall it was MY WAFFLE that “enlightened you to the truth.”  
 

And alas I do wish to spread the love of waffles around the world. Nay! THE COSMOS!

I request an alliance. 

And how would a MERE MORTAL KNOW OF THE THINGS OF GODS

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy must y’all needlessly torture meeeeee

Just now, Nameless said:

I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling* 

Yet I had fixed this dilemma. BIT STILL YOU COMMIT HERESY

They betrayed me. 

YOU may defy me. But not all. 

I AM WAFFLES

But I will still do *chortles* too as well as *waffles*

I love both stories sooo storming much.  
Saze is da BOMB

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

From now on, you should switch the words Waffle and Chortle. Use Waffle where Chortle should be and use Chortle where Waffle should be.

For example: Bob Waffled in joy as his butler set a large plate of Chortles in front of him.

…..I can accept that

THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE