Boomerang Guy

NAMELESS STAY OUT OF THIS!

Unless you want to swear the oath and join Chortlism?

YOU CANNOT FATHOM MY BOOMERANG

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

BUT NOT INCONCEIVABLE!

YOU'RE FACE IS INCONCEIVABLE

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

no, I excommunicate YOU.

IMPOSSIBLE

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I the grandmaster of chortles accept you as the master of chortles, but only as the second in command under me.

I hereby excommunicate you for blaspheming the leader of chortlism.  

Gladly. Do you swear to honor and respect the sacred art of chortles and use it with respect and dignity?

12 hours ago, Russell 9-Fingers said:

Oh boy this won’t be good for my time management. 

Your telling me! 

And Welcome! 

35 minutes ago, Mason Wheeler said:

Even if you didn't know, it would be pretty obvious by the end of Hero of Ages.  No one who's not a member could have written that book.

Twas a poetic and stunning ending. Among the best I've ever read.

I also love how he always hints at an after life. I love all the themes in his books that align with the church. Major truth bombs. Its great.

OBI-WAN KENOBI

24 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Wouldn't it be Chortlism? Or Chortleism?

Great point! I hereby declare that it shall be known as Chortlism!

I shall be leader of said religion. Chortolism. 

Welcome!

1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I didn't even know that he was a member when I first read one of his books, Steelheart.

That one was the first one i read too!

I never would have thought that people would start incessantly chortling on my behalf. Its beautiful. *wipes tears* 

oh and, "chortles."

Chortles and boomerangs are happening 

Boomerangs among other things... *gestures to my Rank*

My name comes from Sokka from Avatar The Last Airbender. It references the time when he temporarily loses his boomerang. Later, Katara calls him pony tail guy. Then Sokka responds sadly saying, "I used to be boomerang guy." Sokkas the best. 

Some here used to know me by McWafy. That was what I named Link in The Legend of Zelda Minish Cap. I now commonly use McWafy as Gamer tags or usernames and whatnot. So if you ever see McWafy anywhere, Its most likely me.

On 5/1/2022 at 0:41 PM, alexyquest said:

I'm really excited to join a community that will geek out about this books with me. 

Oh and we WILL. These books are about all I can ever talk about. I cant NOT geek out about it.

How Far along the Stormlight Archive are you? And how does it compare to Mistborn in your opinion? Have you read Wax and Wayne too?

3 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

chortle

54 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

chortle

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

I liked the insect glaive.

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Favorite MH weapon?

Did you know there was a MH thread?

TLT (The longest thread) and TLPW (The last post wins). Which will win?

Creature as anything that isn't human from shades to kandra to chasamfiends and more, just mostly non-human.

So if you could be any creature in from sanderson's cosmere series which creature would you be?

Umm. I like the Insect gland. Is that what its called? 

I did not! Ill check it out.

TLPW all the way

Well i dont know If id WANT to, but I think it would be cool to be one of the Sleepless.

Yeah well I win so ha

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*Starts tapping cadmium*

Just click and hold the title

What is your favorite animal?

Favorite mammal?

Favorite reptile?

Favorite sea creature?

Cat or dog?

Chinchilla or bird?

Favorite hoid saying?

Favorite wayne saying?

Favorite RP?

Favorite forum game?

TLT or TLPW?

Favorite weapon?

Favorite medieval weapon?

What animal would you be if you could turn into a animal?

What creature from sanderson's cosmere series would you be?

Favorite mythical creature?

Favorite book genre?

Is it strange to be getting all these questions from someone you don't know?

Favorite Monster Hunter monster?

Is the Khezu or Gigginox creepier?

Favorite subject in school?

Favorite kind of science?

Favorite event in history?

Thanks. I feel foolish that it took me so long to figure it out...

Well I aam  a penguin whisperer. But it would probably be dogs.  I am CRAZY about dogs. I love them to death.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS

Are Dragons reptiles? SAPHIRA

I think Giant Squid are both horrifying and fascinating

Uhh DOGS. Thats not even up for debate. Dogs are great. (I have nothing against cats tho  I just REALLY love dogs)

Um im not sure considering i have very little experience with both. Bird i think?

"Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that's the sound the world makes when it pisses itself " 

And...

“What wasdat, sir? What wazzat sir? What wassat, sir?”
“Wayne, what are you babbling about?” Waxillium asked.
“Practicing my pretzel guy,” Wayne said. “He had a great accent...”
Waxillium glanced at him. "That hat looks ridiculous.”
“Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said in the pretzel-guy accent, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.”

And also...

“It’s what happens when you shoot someone,” Wayne pointed out. “At least, usually someone has the good sense to get dead when you go to all the trouble to shoot them.”

Umm. I dont really participate in any RPs. Not that i dont like them but im not online enough and well i dont think id be good at it. 

UUUUUUUH. I think Im out of the loop with a lot of forum games. I am not on super often. but i think i would choose.......TLPW? Is that a forum game? Thats where i spend most of my time on here. I am open to fun games tho, and just other good forums. Give me some recommendations! 

TLPW. Whats TLT again?

Spear.

Spear. 

Wolf? No, Eagle. No, wolf. Uuuhh. Both.

Ooooooooh thats sooo hard uummm.... Creature? Like animal? Im not sure. Be more specific maybe?

Uh DRagon. OBVIOUSLY

Fantasy/epic fantasy/modern fantasy, you know, fantasy fantasy. But when I say my fave is fantasy i really mean Cosmere is my fave. 

Maybe, but I enjoy the questions! It helps me remember that people still know I'm here. Cause you know i worry about that stuff cuz Im an anxious mess. 

Well I am not that far in MH4U but probably the Tetsucabra. I am stuck on the Gypceros. I haven't played in awhile. 

Khezu

Umm. NOT math. Uh, History probably.

Realmatic Theory 

oh wow i have no clue. I could probably choose out of a few.

Harmony's!

Who did you murder a puppy or a penguin?

My bad we posted at the same time

On 1/31/2022 at 9:13 PM, AonEne said:

Sorry  

McWafy/Boomerang Guy, what do you prefer us to call you? 

Boomerang Guy! 

And also the edit button is on my posts yes but i just want to know how to change the name of this thread. Cause Im not McWafy anymore. 

I believe in God and his son Jesus Christ.