Chasmgoat

When is ookla season anyway?

Hi, I was bored so I made this. You can ask me anything. (not that I will give answers to everything such as passwords and whatnot.)

A little information before anyone posts:

The last time I read most of his books I paid more attention to the plot than to the tiny details of characters so I do not remember or have many opinions on most characters.

The story could not progress until the pear moved

you get a cheese grater of peace

*inserts biochromatic breath*

18 minutes ago, A Windrunner said:

I get the point but there are so many people named Windrunner that I kind of want something different

you could do windsprinter or windbreaker

I am a stick not fire

I confess that I agree with @A Windrunner

And somewhere a pear laid on a raft with absolutely no purpose in the story.

19 minutes ago, turtle said:

does anyone know how to make a mist cloak? I need one for haloween.

I wanted to be a Mistborn last Halloween and my mother made it for me. I am not sure how to make one.

um, oops sorry, guys. I use my biochromatic breath to make the night watcher a lifeless spren? (probably not possible) so that this thread can continue.

3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

The nightwatcher's head explodes. No one will now recive either boons or banes from her ever again.

I wish for a chipmunk.

your chipmunk views you as the vilest thing ever created and wishes to wage an everlasting war on you.

Ok, thank you very much. So currently I am winning?

Confession: I am a twig

I know, my parents always told me to aim for the status stick and I fell short. I am sorry

I keep seeing people say they are winning and I am very confused what are people winning?

Stick was refused for no one can have that much knowledge.

So am I able to buy 1 ticket go in and give it to the next guy? Wait don't answer that.

WTWTTS when you are being interrogated by the police

It would be fun but not exactly a want.

TPBM owns a leatherbound Sanderson book

8 minutes ago, Fezzik said:

No 13?

@Truthless of Shinovar was thirteenth

make that 14

Sow, Cahndensaytion, y r u ayh parht ov fis thred if u due noght liche the gramer¿

the zombies, being brainless, fell to the ground and twitched slightly

3 minutes ago, Experience said:

I wish for less homework.

sure thing, the homework is 10x harder though.

I wish for no bane

"I beat you, Ha, I lived longer, yes!!! You owe me 50 bucks from that bet in kindergarten."

WTWTTS at your friends funeral

the puppy is dead

I wish for an entire collection of leatherbound Sanderson books

because neither the glue or tape would work

nope

TPBM needs to clean their room