Chasmgoat

It is an outfit of a cool superhero, but the outfit itself is very not cool.

I wish for a shardblade

Actually, I am typing. I guess I am singing to my keyboard through my fingers. kinda?

TPBM is within 6 feet of a trashcan

And since it was a great word it became a cycle.

My best friend when he slaps me. (he is short compared to me)

I came here to do defenestration. oh well. I like thrice and confuscate. 

Defenestration is the greatest word and they wanted to use it.

Lightsong?

9 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Thankfully not.

The person below me knows every line of Mistborn Era's 1 and 2 by heart including the lines that are not yet written.

I wish...

TPBM had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

I doubt it. I would not eat the wrapper since it would ruin the taste. Just because you can consume metal does not mean it tastes good.

Lord Ruler?

oh, sorry for the misunderstanding. It is a really great joke.

Oh, did you make it? I am sorry, I found it a long time ago.

I got an email from my librarian that AoL, TWoK, and WoR are being delivered!!! Still missing era 1

I did not make this I just found it fitting for this thread.

What do you call a fight between two coinshots?

a boxing match!

The scientists decided to defenestrate the fish for some reason.

As the fish was thrice the size of the pear

2 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

YKYASW you are disappointed that none of the spirit week dress up days allow you to use a Sanderson cosplay.

do it anyway. I am dressing as a Mistborn for superhero day.

YKYASW The hour your school's library opens back up you have book requests for every missing Sanderson book.

(seriously it is crazy which ones they have. My library has only SoS, BoM, and OB)

He found a pearl inside

It is MILK, I have never heard it pronounced melk before

I am confident I am the only Chasmgoat in existence

I am male

TPBM recently lost 5 dollars

I wish for a parrot

16 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

I won't remember that at the key moment.  I haven't ingrained it the way I've ingrained Stormlight and Mistborn curses.

Got it. I wish I could ingrain the curses, but sadly I have trouble cursing.

What about non-cosmere ones like "scud"

A gentle wind pushed the pear