Vapor

My cousins are the best people in the world. So Connie was explaining 17th Shard to my cousins and she was telling them about Fadran. I was upstairs in the kitchen, and Tap Water comes up to me.

TW: "(Connie) told us about Fabio."

V: "Fabio? You mean Fadran?"

TW: "Yeah. Her Mexican boyfriend."

V: "Mexican boyfriend?"

We go downstairs and Flurry comes up to me.

F: "(Connie)'s hiding in the closet."

V: "What happened?"

F: "She told us about Fabio. He's her Mexican boyfriend. He used to live in Mexico but he got kicked out for spending too much money on Taquitos. He's 54 and lives in his mother's basement in New Mexico. He has two girlfriends, (Connie) and Dairy Queen. His real name is Pedro Eduardo Juan, but he calls himself El Perro or El Dorro. He also calls himself 'The Chinese Dorito.' We're questioning her now."

I nodded slowly and walked upstairs. Apparently they continued questioning her (Unsuccessfully) and she threw pillows at them. Throughout the trip, we enjoyed chanting "Pedro. Eduardo. Juan." to her during random times. Tap Water is going to join the Shard and ask "Who's this Brayden Sand guy? I've heard he's a good illustrator." Be ready.

@Channelknight Fadran

I've been on the shard for a year now. I just realized. I'd like to thank everybody here, but especially the RPers. 17th shard is probably one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I love y'all, and I hope you'll forgive me for not doing the traditional Shardiversary post where I tag everybody and stuff, but I hope you know that you are amazing.