Vapor

Aight. So I was sitting on the couch watching a video when my mom walked in and started talking to Connie. I had my earbuds in so I couldn't hear very well.

M: ... bored twice ...

V: What?

M: What?

V: Did you say my name?

M: No, I said bored twice. *continues to talk*

M: I want you to eat a healthy lunch with fruits, veggies, whole grains...

V: Pig brains?

M: What?

V: Why are you talking about pig brains?

M: I wasn't... *continues to talk*

M: So I'm going to go.

V: WHAT?

M: What?

V: Why do you keep saying my name?

M: I'm not.

V: *embarrassed silence*

So yeah...