Condensation

I think I found your spirit animal Connie. 

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“Oh, come now. It won’t be so bad as you think. They’re will be hardly any pain at all.”

“I don’t care if there’s pain or not. I’ll still be dead. And you used the wrong version of ‘they’re.’ You wanted ‘there’ instead.”

“I did? How can you tell? They’res no difference in the sounds they make.”

“Actually, I can hear apostrophes.”

“What, really?”

“Yes. I can hear spelling too, actually.”

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