Knight of Iron

Sure, just link it or tag me whatever

The thread became fire.

Then Knight retrieves his Breaths from the failed Doll-Man and wonders about that vagabond who just stopped looking like a vagabond.

....so I should change my name..? Also when is his date of birth precisely?

Ye have asked and ye shall receive... a pass. I could take your pain, though, if you wanted?

Ye have asked and ye shall receive. I'm afraid my answer is "cow." Ye have asked and ye shall receive. I'll do three. I liked Patrick Ness's Chaos Walking series, Brandon Mull's Fablehaven/Dragonwatch series, and Brandon Sanderson's stuff Ye have asked and ye shall receive. My favorite place would likely be... Roshar, though I would enjoy Nalthis as well, I think. Probably prettier there.

@Honorless, I hope you can understand, old friend, the decision I have made in my nonintervention. I do admit you make good points, and, I must add, make them quite well. I do admit the Wyrn is, surely, powerful. But he is also rich. He and his associates are potential customers, and I never treat potential customers with disrespect. I'm sure I can count on you to understand. I do not fear the Ire. A mere thief seems to have upended their master plan of taking the Shard of Preservation. I'm sure another mere thief could do such things, should they need to be stopped. And as for your being chased? I do not all who may be following you, however I have sent some salesman. We're having a sale on all Nalthian items, though we have a wide variety of Rosharan items as well, if that interests you. You have convinced me some, the One Without Honor, but you have yet to recruit me to your cause. Intervene, don't intervene, just don't do anything bad for business, and I might consider your offer. Sincerely,Knight of IronCEO of the Cosmere Mercantile Business Industries Association ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ @The traveller, Alas, I would be delighted to send the best of my collection to your emperor. My salesman have returned with the entire selection and shall be arrive shortly. Shipping, of course, is free, at the CMBIA. They are also equipped with the Tears of Edgli and poetry by master artists in the famous and widely acclaimed artisan's script. They must pay with any form of currency, so long as it translate well into the appropriate cosmere standard. Pleasure doing business. Sincerely,Knight of IronCEO of the Cosmere Mercantile Business Industries Association ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ @PrinceGenocide, I know we have not been acquainted well, yet I decide to reveal myself to you. I am the CEO of the CMBIA and can provide very useful items for you, whether it be an army of Lifeless, an assortment of Rosharan wines, or really just most things from most planets. I will not take your side, nor will I side with your enemies. Not as of yet. If you are interested, write back. Sincerely,Knight of IronCEO of the Cosmere Mercantile Business Industries Association

...woah, the website looks a little bit different to me now... plus it says 29%?

Because an Awakener came by and gave up much of his BioChromatic Breath to the thread.

Knight notices another suspicious character sitting back in a chair sipping tea. He secretly plants Doll-Man 3 (last one) nearby.

Okay. That was my question. Lol jk jk umm what is your favorite of all of Sanderson’s magic systems and why.

Knight notices a drunk man and finds him suspicious. He pulls another Doll-Man out of his pocket and after instructing it to hear things, he casually walked by, dropping Doll-Man 2 onto the side of the briefcase.

But then the thread began having health problems.

Knight followed, pulling on his sunglasses. He stepped to the side, a good distance away to not be noticeable, and put a hand into his pocket, feeling Doll-Man, his action figure. Knight closed his eyes and whispered, "Hear things." Doll-Man came to life and carefully made its way into the car, not much larger than a pinky finger. Knight casually walked away from the car.

Can I ask a question?

Ask and ye shall receive. As in, I will answer. Just doing it 'cause I'm bored.

Knight, from across the room, glanced at the two suspicious characters, wondering who they were and why they were here. He decided he would try and follow them.

Shards of ice blowing in the fierce winds stung Jars’ face as he was shoved out of the underground ice caverns and onto the surface of the ice planet. He continued out into the Endless Icestorm that was the surface, despite the pain. The swirling ice felt like knives, and he began to bleed from fresh cuts all over his body. What happened? Jars thought. I went from favored of the High Majesty to sentenced to death by Endless Icestorm. What even happened? Nobody ever went to the surface. Nobody had any reason to, and even if they did, they wouldn’t have gone. To step into the Endless Icestorm was practically suicide. Unless, of course, you were Jars.

Dear Traveller, I would be perfectly happy to call off my salesman, of course, though I ask you not to doubt their power. They have trained many, many years in the arts of salesmanship and, in recent times, they have never failed to provide me a customer. However, I shall call them off at your word. Keep in mind I would have appreciated being told they were following a false trail beforehand, as time wasted is money lost. Regardless, I am please to announce I indeed have a wide variety of Nalthian paintings available for sale, paintings of almost anything Nalthian imaginable--and at a more than reasonable price. Some of the paintings include the prophetic thoughts of some of the Returned, for a small extra fee. Sincerely, Knight of IronCEO of the Cosmere Mercantile Business Industries Association

I'll address this letter to " @The traveller" as I have no idea what name you're using currently. I really don't care for any evil empire and any indoctrination of @PrinceGenocide. I choose not to intervene in the course of these events, because as every knows, "Nonintervention is the best policy." I am, however, interested in offering the items of my Cosmere mercantile business to you or anyone else wishing to buy from me. I take my currency in the cosmere standard, of course. With the celebrations on Nalthis recently, I have decided to implement a sale. 10% off all Nalthis items (including Breaths). I do hope you consider my offer, or at least forward this letter to someone who will. Sincerely, Knight of Iron CEO of the Cosmere Mercantile Business Industries Association

Granted, you may only grant the superpowers of having every stop light you arrive at turn red for as long as you are there, and also the power that every fork you pick up turns into a spoon. i wish for a dollar

The thread paused, as if considering.

Granted, but your brain loses the ability to mentally “hear” music, so your brain does not process any of the music you play in your head. I wish I could play whatever music I wanted in my head, that my taste in music would not change, and that I could turn it off and on or alter the volume at will, with my brain retaining the ability to process music and to hear it and to understand it.

A heretic! As am I. Stick is too over-glorified. He’s just a stick, after all.

Again? 4+ letters lol