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  1. The Awakened Salad
    I’m glad the AI appreciates the amazingness of libraries.
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    *wants to contribute but can’t think of anything to write about*
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    I kind of feel attacked by this Contradictory, but okay I mean... I guess? @AonEne how do you feel now that you know chocolate is going to kill you? This is literally Kelsier
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    The Salad that had been narrated was actually Salad’s long lost cousin: The Awakened Salsa.
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    Salad pointed out to the narrators that their gender was unknown and that they didn’t like being referred to as female.
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    Yes, I definitely thought WoA was slow. It’s my least favourite book in the cosmere, if I’m being honest. I think part of the reason is that the ending of TFE is so intense, and you’re ready to jump into the sequel and are expecting the pace to resume from where it left off, but... it doesn’t. Instead, there are lots of meetings, and people talking, and talking, and that definitely wore me down. I’m not the type of reader who likes that sort of thing, at least, not in an action-fantasy book.
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    One piece of lettuce fell on Luna’s nose.
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    To all Gemini’s out there: Also, I don’t know if this was an insult or a compliment, but I’m going to pretend it’s a compliment:
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    After reassembling themselves back into their bowl, Salad took a small nibble.
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    Lettuce went everywhere.
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    Why are you about to get stabbed?

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      Because roleplaying. 

  12. The Awakened Salad
    *does an epic backflip out of R J’s arms*
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    For a moment there I forgot about my username and was slightly concerned Uh... o-okay *nods* I’ll watch it!
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    Storms, I know this feeling all too well. It’s horrible, feeling like the entire world is against you, but please know that you’re not alone. We’re here for you, and I’m sure your friends in real life care about you, more than you might realise. I also just want to add that it’s not selfish to be feeling like this. Your feelings are valid and important. However, they do not necessarily reflect the truth, or other people’s thoughts about you. No one can read minds, so even though it may seem that people dislike you, it may not be true.
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    This is one of those shows where I’m like “I’ve heard it’s really good, and I’m definitely going to watch it someday” but still haven’t watched. Someone give me motivation to watch this!!
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    *steals the win while R J and Emi are distracted* Aww, thanks! You can call me Salad if you want to
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    *continues screaming in the hopes that someone will save them*
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    This entire thread was just an excuse for me to make another poll Also, why dental floss?
  19. The Awakened Salad
    So they had to settle for paper towel.
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    *sees R J* *holds out hand* I’ll be taking that win now, hon.
  21. The Awakened Salad
    Since we’ve seen a sudden rise in InspiroBot generated quotes on the Shard, we might as well have a thread for it. This is a place to share all of the funny, confusing, strange and sometimes concerning quotes generated by this AI. (If you feel like a quote might breach the community guidelines, don’t post it here. Sometimes the AI can be weird) For those who don’t know, it’s a website where an AI randomly generates quotes, with some... interesting results. Here’s the link: https://inspirobot.me/ Shallan in a nutshell: Explaining Stormlight really badly: You heard it here first, folks! The events of the Stormlight Archive are just one epic teacup ride!
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    I got this and I’m now slightly worried
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    YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS LING LING
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    Blabbering and blubbering sticks that cried out to him in an ominous chant. They repeated, over and over:
  25. The Awakened Salad
    Sleep is for the weak *wins*
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