I'm well aware that you don't really hate me. Or, rather, you do, just not as much as most people. Everybody secretely hates me; but everybody secretely hates everybody. It's a weird philisophical thing you can ask your friends to stop that awkward silence between conversations. "So, how much do you guys think you hate each other? I only hate you this much, and I hate you slightly more than that."
Am I just rambling? I tend to do that after I play random songs on the piano. Ignore everything I just said and get someone to decide which of the sharders I've posed must become their lawfully wedded *insert role here*, and which is doomed to die!