Channelknight Fadran

@DramaQueen I'm gonna single you out to lose.

Kiss pattern (best I can), Marry Nightblood (is marriage evil?), kill Ashe. Sorry, madame herald, but blades before babes, right? (Yes, that was a Magnus Chase reference). @Truthless of Shinovar, Szeth, and, and Szeth-son-son-Vallano.

Okay. The tortured screams of Fadran, DramaQueen, Truth, Danex, and Spook

Author F points out Xino's double-post

You get the TORTURED SCREAMS of Fadran, DramaQueen, Truthless, Truth, Danex, and Spook as they are all brutally murdered by the sword. *Inserts another quarter to try again."

Fadran is a little confused as Hentient kisses him, who then proceeds to leave him behind and propose to Adolin. Then, he sees something poking out from underneath a tablecloth. "Queen?" Fadran lifts up the tablecloth. "Why are you... dead?"

I wrote the last few posts here: "Get in there!" Fadran says, pushing DramaQueen through the coin slot. "What the heck are you doing?" DramaQueen exclaims. "Getting some cheetos. Hopefully." With another push, DramaQueen is inserted. Instead of getting cheetos, however, Fadran is rewarded with a single angry glare from the vending machine. A hand then pops out of the coin slot and pulls Fadran in. "Yo, hey!" Fadran falls into the surprisingly well-sanitized coin containment chamber. There are no shortage of oddiites in here. "Whoa." DramaQueen scooches as far over to the right as possible, and Fadran heads to the left. He makes himself comfy on a pile of coins. "I get quarters, you get nickels?" DramaQueen shrugs. "I guess so." "Incoming!" A figure blocks the low beam of light coming from the coin slot, and suddenly The_Truthwatcher has landed atop the two of them. "Truth?" Fadran asked. "What the heck are you doing here?" A note enters the vending machine, which Truth reads. "Danex wants to join us." "We don't have any more room." Fadran replies. "Sorry, Danex." Suddenly, water started flooding the vending machine. The coins, crumbs, notes, and angry glares start floating about everywhere, until suddenly, the chamber grows hot; very hot. The water evaporates, and leaves the vending machine. Truth then sighs, and invites Danex in. Soon, there is a fourth person sitting in the tiny container meant for coins. DramaQueen offers everyone some Hi-Chews, which she just so happened to have on her. However, right then, Truthless of Shinovar appears from underneath the pile of coins and eats them all! "Can someone please explain what in the Stormfather is happening here?" Fadran asks. Before he can answer, though, a new voice appears. "Notting the knowing of ent--Kelsier! No!" Kelsier pushes Spook into the vending machine. Now there are six people in the vending machine; but two of them are flirting, so it's not all bad. "We need more space." Fadran creates more space, but then realizes he doesn't have any extra air. Then, as Truthless suddenly procures a rocket ship-- Fadran runs out of posts to write about.

You get a boyfriend. *Inserts some space (it's REALLLLY crowded in here)*

"Great! I'll take a bowl of it. How much would that cost? I only have Iconan currency." He fishes a few crescents out of his pocket.

Canada has nachos with syrup. It's surprisingly quency.

Corrin enters the Happy Inquisitor, looking around with a calculating look in his eye. "I heard from a traveling merchant that you have good soup here." Corrin says. "Is that correct?"

Fadran points to Truth. "Try that guy. He's got some cool stuff we can use to get out of here."

Free to use map makers? I'm an easy free to use mapmaker... well, to an extent. No guarantees that what I'll make is any good. Also, if you're asking for online mapmakers (which I'm assuming you are), then no. No I do not.

You lost the game and also I can help with anything.

"Human bodies are very squishy."

"That would be helpful. The more time, the better; it takes longer than you might think to fit a dozen people through a window-sized portal."

When Kandra look at the clock at 9:57

The ranks of the world called "Earth" bowed before the Antarctic Empire and Breadmunk Nomads--as well as their impeccably powerful superweapon, "guac."

@Hentient, now I got your scores. Perhaps I shouldn't have publicly published the answers...? 46/55. You would've gotten 51, but you missed one multiple choice. (BTW if you see this on "KMK" then let it be known that that was totally intentional).

Dear gosh, where the frick did my brain go? In all seriousness though I gotta fix that.

46. 46 is better than 10, right?

Shhhh, this post never existed