Channelknight Fadran
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"Breeze breathes air." Ollie pushed Candle towards the sticks. "Alright, Candle! Sneeze!"
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"You do? I saw where she went, guys. Are you seriously gonna let your pride get in the way of finding her?"
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"I am full of nothing. I never said that the Eiffel Tower was built for magic; I just said it's the right shape. Wieldable and unwieldable is a good distinction because some magic can be used and others can't. I can read everything I need to read, and you could too if you could multiply yourself. As for the kingdom thing..." Jinn shook his head. "That's just something that historians came up with to explain things. Agricultural magic? The thing back in the olden days. But to answer your question: very deeply. Would you like to start with quantum physics, or go from galactic orbits and work your way down?"
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"Okay. Lemme..." Janice tried to stand, lost her balance, and fell over. "Hoo! Whoa. Hang on..." @Matrim's Dice
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"Oh. Okay." Janice took the cup and sipped it. "Mmm. It's good."
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"What is it?"
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"Wherever you left them? I kinda couldn't see when I was knocked out and stuffed in a bag."
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"You mean... you... you're letting me go?"
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"The Talon." Janice replied. "The terrorists."
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So... this just happened:
SpoilerFadran: Noms on Knight.
Knight: Fires ketchup into Fadran's eyes.
F: Retaliates with mustard grenade
K: Nuclear warheads of relish begin raining
F: I call in a the fourteenth air brigade to carpet bomb Knight with marshmallows
K: THE VERY GROUND BENEATH THY FEET BECOMETH UNTO BARBECUE SAUCE AND CHOCOLATE
F: THE AIR AROUND YOU BECOMES PIXIE DUST AND HOT COCOA MIX
K: THE AIR AROUNDETH YOU BECOMES FUN DIP MIX
F: Chokes
K: HA!
F: You... fool...
K: Pauses
F: You should've... gone... for the head
K: NO--
F: A head of cabbage is launched from a catapult and smites Knight in the face.
F: And... from the edge of the battlefield
F: In the dawning silence
F: Comes a single voice:
Spoiler
K: I give this man my condolences once I have rubbed the cabbage off my face
F: Accept your defeat, and I might let you live
K: I...
K: ...
K: I yield
F: Very well. I accept your surrender
K: Noms on Fadran
F: HEY! TRAITOR! Noms on Knight
K: Noms on Fadran MORE
F: NOMS ON KNIGHT MOST
F: WINS
F: DECLARES VICTORY
K: ɴᴏᴍs ᴏɴ Fᴀᴅʀᴀɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ, ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ
F: Looking wistfully into the distance I would have shared pancakes with you, my brother, if you had but the patience to griddle them
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"I know who wants me."
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Janice thinned her lips to a line and reared her head.
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Huh. You're newer than I thought you were.
Welcome to the Shard, pal! And thanks for following me!
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"Dig a pit first, right?" Ollie asked. "And then make Candle sneeze."
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"How do you think entire kingdoms lived off of individual workers slicing wheat with sharp sticks? Magic. Why do you think the Chinese needed to invent gunpowder? Magic. Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? Beacons of magic. Why did the ancient workers build Stonehenge? Gateways to the other dimensions." He began tapping off a list on his fingers. "The Myan shrines: magic. Hanging gardens of Babylon: magic. And I doubt the Frenchies knew this at the time, but their Eiffel tower is the perfect shape and size to channel divine magic down frmo the heavens!" Jinn crossed his harms. "And as for how I know all that... I told you that I was a fast reader. I discovered the internet one day, and I had read everything it could possibly tell me by the end of the next."
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"I'm gonna follow you," Tomrin decided, staying close behind Michial.
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"Green paint isn't healthy."
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"Who are you? Where's Aryanna? Where am I?" "Helping you find your kid again, obviously!"
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"Hi, popsicle stick!" Trace said, stepping out of the shadow. "Your arm healed up nice and good yet? It'd be a real shame if it opened up on your brand new outfit."
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"Not really. The only distinction is that some magic can be wielded, and some magic cannot."
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"Idea: walk faster. I don't doubt that that crazy guy would try to kill us."
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"Down the street, two rights then a left. Nice, tall apartment complex. Got a creaky side door."
