If you ever get ridiculed for using "dumb" combinations of words, just remember that "advisor" is just a fancy was of saying "advice-er" and that us english-speaking nincompoops couldn't figure out a better name for a spiny fruit than "pine apple"
People have tried making perfect languages for everyone to share, called a lingua franca, but that’s too much work (they actually made one that didn’t break rules and was very nice, I can’t remember what it’s called) but instead everyone just uses English because it doesn’t work.