So that I could sue the Nightwatcher for giving me two banes! I am suing you for three sets of Shards (Shardblade and Shardplate), 100,000 Nalthian breaths (of the magical variety, that bring me to heightenings, not literal breaths) three beads of Lerasium that are each the size of an emerald broam, the Masque of the Shadowlord, 100 tons of pure aluminum (or aluminium), and my extra bane removed.
This is not a wish, and if I am given a bane, I will bring this to Shard court and have Cultivation strip you of your investiture and give it to me.