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    63% Windrunner 63% Truthwatcher 38% Stoneward 24% Bondsmith 22% Willshaper 18% Lightweaver 17% Skybreaker 12% Edgedancer 6% Dustbringer 0% Elsecaller Finally got Windrunner!
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    But RR was too powerful, and the people from his books refused to fight him.
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    But a mysterious RR somehow overcame the power of Ra, and locked her away for ten-thousand years.
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    Then Ene was sued for copyright infringement and put in jail for thirty years.
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    "FT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Nameless charged towards the writhing mass of licorice covering FT. But he was too late. As he ate the licorice, FT felt a presence enter his mind. "You should have listened to your fellow narrator little child." It boomed. FT could only watch in horror as he stood, then attacked his fellow narrators.
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    Nameless turned towards Ghanderflaffle. "Eat them? How do you propose we eat a bunch of soldiers with swords, spears, and bows, much less someone like the Champion? Even if we could eat them, it would only result in our essences becoming saturated with the essence of Sugar, allowing him to control us." He looked back towards the licorice. "Um, is it just me or has the licorice stopped moving?" Torrents of delicious black doom erupted all around the gathered narrators, surrounding them in a dome before forming into a legion of black monstrosities.
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    I am a terrible baker. I like eating food. I accidentally killed thirteen people with through food poisoning. Though in the past I have failed, I still strive to cook well.
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    I will serve good taste, until I find a higher ideal. I will follow the commands of southern cooking. I will cleanse the world of the excess amount of sugar used in baking I am the author of the cookbook, my words are law.
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    I will bake for those who have been forgotten.
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    I will bake for even those I hate, so long as they don't use hemalurgic spikes.
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    Name: Bondshapers. Also called Friendsmith, although the Knights themselves discourage this names use, because it could cause people to equate them with Bondsmiths. Spren: Relationshipspren, often called bondspren. Surges: Adhesion and division. Oaths: 2nd - I will defend the oppressed. 3rd - I will not defend the oppressed by oppressing others. Divine attributes: Defending, Caring. Resonance: They can strengthen or weaken the bonds between people.
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    Nameless reminded Luna that with Sugar on the loose, all candy would be liable to come to life and attempt to murder everything in sight, so the party must be sugar-free.
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    "I am this thread's self-proclaimed plot scientist. I am currently studying how to create plot successfully." Nameless looked down at a clipboard, which he had narrated into his hand. "My current experiment has shown that creating plot out of the randomness of the thread is far more effective than forcing it into existence.
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    I think that it's probably just because Shinovar was the place given to humans to live, not the rest of Roshar, so the Shin, who stayed behind in Shinovar and obeyed whatever contract or deal they had with the Parshmen, view stone as holy because it represents the land that is not theirs.
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    Because you wanted to let me win! how nice of you!
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    It was eaten by Aphophis. Then Aphophis ate Ene.
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    Kaladin with Shardplate. Kaladin swearing the fourth/fifth ideals. Kaladin fighting Nale. Kaladin doing anything. Moash redemption arc. Full crossovers with characters that we know from two different series interacting with each other.
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    Granted. You get to be a companion to allomancer Jak on his next foray into the unknown! Your bane is that you will be the expendable guy that dies in the first chapter. I wish that the Stormlight archives will be recanonized, and no other Sanderson books will be decanonized in exchange.
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    Then she woke up.
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    "Actually, that's the licorice." Nameless grimly replied. "Everyone knows that the better a candy tastes, the stronger it is, so... lets just say I kinda wish it was withergeists."
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    Ene still fell into the portal though. It just wasn't calibrated properly, so she fell into the void of destruction. And cookies.
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    Kernel Candy Corn looked on without passion as the feta appeared. He casually waved a hand, causing the feta to explode. He looked over the battle, watching the knights of Potatallia fight desperately to protect their outpost. He turned towards a messenger, saying: "They are about to fall back. Prepare a Cavalry charge, hit them while they are fleeing, then pick off the survivors with arrows." He walked over to the command tent, not even bothering to check that the knights would do as he said. He knew their every move before they made it, every strategy, every plan, every trap, he knew all of it. After all, he thought smiling, I don't just know their strategy, I wrote their strategy. It amused him that the narrators had attempted to revive Commander Candy, when Commander candy was already alive and well. He smiled, listening to the last desperate shouts of the doomed knights.
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    A messenger ran up to the gathered narrators. "Generals, I bring a report from the seventh battalion. There's been an attack by a new Sugar army." The messenger took a breath before continuing: "The pass through the asparagus peaks has fallen. The fortress of grapetil has been captured. The enemy lured our forces out of the walls with a raiding party, then struck like lightning with a force almost twice as large as our own. We were out-maneuvered at every turn. It was a massacre sir, they seemed to know our plans almost before we did. The Champion was there, and also a new leader, Kernel Candy Corn. Sir, with the pass captured, they can freely send their troops to the training camps of the knight of Potatalia! You must send reinforcements at once or they will crush one of our strongest allies."
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    From the pool of swirling sugar, a new being emerged. The being was made of sugar, with yellow feet, an orange chestplate, and a white helm. "Kernel Candy Corn, report for duty" The sinister voice proclaimed. Kernel Candy Corn knelt in front of Sugar. "Ready for duty, sir."
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    Ah. I forgot to look at what thread this was in. I really should read The Wheel of Time series.
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