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  1. NameIess
    The *win* at the end of the universe.
  2. NameIess
    But the ghostbusters had recently upgraded their tanks to instantly destroy the ghosts that they captured.
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    "WAIT! STOP! YOU DON'T UNDERS-" Nameless watched in horror as the ghostbusters sucked up all four of the ghosts.
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    "Thank goodness you're here!" Nameless wiped the sweat off of his brow. "Quick, set it up over at the table while I distract the guests with an activity." He rushed out into the center of the room. "All right everyone, it's time for an activity!" Wait, I don't actually have a pre-planned activity. "The activity is...." think of an activity quiiiiick, AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-I got it! "Pin the tail on the dead donkey!!" He smiled and pulled out Ene's pet donkey, which had died of sadness after Ene's death, and some spikes made of the bones of Luna's pet bunny, which had also died of despair. AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S THE LEAST FUNERAL-APPROPRIATE ACTIVITY I COULD HAVE SUGGESTED! THEIR GHOSTS ARE LITERALLY RIGHT THERE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!??! Ignoring his internal screaming, he spoke up: "Who wants to go first?
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    Settlers of *winning* I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR! IT'S CRAZY!
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    Nameless watched helplessly as yet another funeral broke up into petty squabbling and attendees dying of boredom (At least he was pretty sure that was why Reading died). "Another failed funeral. No one's ever going to hire me again." He sighed.
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    Nameless denied this request. Epic poems were too long, and the funeral was on a tight schedule.
  8. NameIess
    Nameless glared at him and drew Shar.
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    Nameless kicked everybody out of the funeral home. "And don't come back until you can act more CIVILISED, YOU HEAR ME?" he shouted after them.
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    Nameless appeared, ready to take over direction of the now-triple funeral. He incorporated the ninjas as ushers, as they were already wearing black, ordered some certified-dead food from TUBA, and appointed @xinoehp512 as official spike detector.
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    *Laughs nervously* *Runs away quickly* What? haha, no, of course not. No puny Shard can name me.
  12. NameIess
    I used my 700th post to inquire as to what pieriogi was, so I'm on track to follow in your example!
  13. NameIess
    Sweet! do you have access to them? @AonEne (so that I get closer to my quota)
  14. NameIess
    After murdering all the Dim Alley's customers.
  15. NameIess
    *Win* Potter and the Winner of *win*kaban.
  16. NameIess
    But then the ex-zombies came. They didn't have souls, as zombies automatically lost theirs.
  17. NameIess
    Unfortunately, heroes did keep coming to attempt to "end the alley's tyranny" but that was just a minor problem.
  18. NameIess
    The Nightwatcher's brain explodes and she kills you. I wish for the Nightwatcher to be healed.
  19. NameIess
    No idea.
  20. NameIess
    Maube @Experience could help us out too. Probably has some experience navigating the archives. Wait, really? *Takes shard and runs*
  21. NameIess
    And it wasn't like people were buying "soul protection" from demons or anything.
  22. NameIess
    We shall see. Oh! I just thought of something! you said that the archives may be incomplete earlier, so I should call in @xinoehp512! he's an archivist, so he should know about the archives completeness levels, right?
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    Finished era 1

    NameIess replied to Erik123's topic in Mistborn

    Most good series leave me sad at the end, even if the ending is happy. I just want the fun to continue.
  24. NameIess
    What did you use it for?
  25. NameIess
    They definitely hadn't been running out of souls to harvest.
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