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  1. NameIess
    That’s going the heresy list.
  2. NameIess
    “We’re trying to figure out what exactly your connection to X is about.”
  3. NameIess
    This is probably a stupid question, but when is it okay to @ you? What situations would you be okay with being @'ed in, and not okay with being @'ed in?
  4. NameIess
    HEAR YE HEAR YE By the will of the Chortle, and in the power bestowed upon me by my office as High Inquisitor of the chortle, I hereby declare the creed of heresy: A Chort shall be declared heretic if they: 1. Defy established doctrine 2. Abandon the way of the Chortle 3. Strike any loyal servant of the Chortle 4. Oppose Boomerang Guy in a matter of doctrine If you suspect any Chort to be breaking these laws, please report them to the inquisition, and we will investigate the matter.
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    The person stood up, but his hand began disappearing. "I don't know what's happening, but it's been happening to all of Thaidakar's ex-avatars. We've been... fading."
  6. NameIess
    The person groaned slightly. "I... don't feel better"
  7. NameIess
    Very well then, Chort. Laugh in the Chortle, and you will be blessed.
  8. NameIess
    The person had collapsed to his hands and knees, black smoke beginning to leak from his eyes and ears as well. "I think-hang on. I'll try to fix it again." Moni pulled out her pen and wrote on the survey, more carefully this time. Everything unfuzzed, as whatever sloppy Narration Moni had done was fixed.
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    Don't worry. I won't torture you. the torturers aren't here yet it would be against the way of the Chortle. I'll just ask you one question. Do you, before an appointed servant of the Chortle, in full view of the great Boomerang Guy, divine leader of Chortism, solemnly swear that it was an honest mistake?
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    Moni winced. "You're all fuzzy. And your voice is distorted. I don't think I Narrated correctly."
  11. NameIess
    I'll be the judge of that. Did you know that I was recently appointed high inquisitor? To the question with you!
  12. NameIess
    The person chugged the serum, but continued coughing black smoke. "Did I-*cough*-mention that I'm one of Thaidakar's ex-avatars?"
  13. NameIess
    The person coughed up black smoke.
  14. NameIess
    "Oh, it worked! I thought it- why do you look fuzzy?"
  15. NameIess
    The person shrugged and ate the serum whole, then immediately groaned, holding his stomach "Is it supposed to hurt like this?"
  16. NameIess
    The person looked at the serum curiously. "What is this?"
  17. NameIess
    "My face is melting."
  18. NameIess
    A person walked into the room. "I need your help."
  19. NameIess
    *squints* Is that heresy, or an honest mistake?
  20. NameIess
    And all shall *chortle*
  21. NameIess
    Yep. Soon we'll be the most successful -ism ever!
  22. NameIess
    Rep glared after him. "Now I have to attach myself to this thing? Ridiculous."
  23. NameIess
    "Well take those feet off of it. I'd rather have no feet than have something so easily detectable as that."
  24. NameIess
    Rep was displeased. "I don't want no stupid shiny feet like that! Just give me a normal body, exactly like what I used to have!"
  25. NameIess
    "So yeah, after surviving all that, Barath got killed by a bear that was particularly gummy. Nasty way to die. liquefied from the inside out, slowly, over the course of three hours." Lard glanced over at the body and shoved Rep awake. "Hey buddy, your body's done. Reminds me of the time a Narrator cursed Kelau to be unable to walk. Took three years before he managed to convince the guy to undo it." Rep glared at the body, not pleased. "You expect me to accept this?"
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