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  1. NameIess
    Just as he finished washing his hands, he noticed a blinking light on his left wrist. Before he could react, he was teleported into a superlava volcano.
  2. NameIess
    Suddenly, Thaidakar felt a faint tugging sensation.
  3. NameIess
    Rep seemed to be spending a lot of time at Starbucks.
  4. NameIess
    Rep watched him go, then darted silently out into a dark section of Nowhere's lab, entering a passcode to open the sealed door. A few minutes later, he slipped out of the room, resealing it as he did so, and left the lab.
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    I see. So you resent me because my authority as High Inquisitor supersedes your own. Well, we all have our struggles. Regardless, it is not good for two representatives of the Chortle to run. We do not wish to split the vote. So I will rescind my nomination and instead throw my support behind @The Wandering Wizard.
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    "I won't kill anyone," Rep growled, "Unless they try to kill me first." He disappeared silently into the shadows.
  7. NameIess
    Rep grumbled to himself, putting on his new clothes and taking out the thirteen tracking devices Impossible had planted on them. "Well, I'll be going. Unless you want to try and kill me again."
  8. NameIess
    What is it? My personality? My appearance? My faith? My intelligence?
  9. NameIess
    Rep suddenly collapsed the ground, body going completely limp.
  10. NameIess
    And what is this 'Nameless-osity', that it should prevent me from ruling this thread with compassion and fairness, as the Chortle wills it?
  11. NameIess
    Perhaps you think my devotion to the Chortle is too extreme to be acceptable to the common outsider?
  12. NameIess
    Rep glared at him. "That idiot Thaidakar gave me feet made out of Earwaxium. As if it couldn't be detected by just about every scanner on the planet."
  13. NameIess
    I am a loyal servant of the true Chortle. Perhaps you have a problem with this? Or do you just think I am incapable of competent rule?
  14. NameIess
    OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW When your screams shatter glass
  15. NameIess
    I already have, and I'm not it yet. Do you brush your teeth?
  16. NameIess
    Meanwhile, Rep had managed to take advantage of the distraction to army crawl his way to Nowhere's extra body tanks. He opened a tank quietly, then pulled out a modified version of Nowhere's connection device to start the body transfer process.
  17. NameIess
    Why do you not wish me to have the position of ruler of this thread? Dost though fear I will be corrupted by power and abandon the way of the Chortle?
  18. NameIess
    You mean the chorffles that I make?
  19. NameIess
    I nominate myself, as a representative of Chortlism. If I am elected, I swear to bring the true light of the Chortle to this thread, and with it order, peace, and solemnity.
  20. NameIess
    Nameless smiled contentedly and went back to eating pancakes.
  21. NameIess
    Nameless watched all this from his Rond-cam curiously.
  22. NameIess
    Wenn sighed dejectedly. “There were hundreds of us. Now just dozens. Even so, you’ll never manage to stabilize all of us.”
  23. NameIess
    “Okay. Who told you that? Mimes? Consultants?” Wenn looked up, unfading slightly. “We’re all dying. Fading. After your death, all of us avatars started disappearing. The non-sentient ones went immediately, but the rest of us are fading more slowly. No one’s around to remember us.”
  24. NameIess
    Here’s the list.
  25. NameIess
    It’s on page 3.
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