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NameIess

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  1. Link was doing amazing though. He and Zelda were performing the ultimate combo on ?izard.
  2. This caused the disgusting smell emanating from the chicken to spread everywhere.
  3. So much so that he kept throwing up while trying to stealth kill the chicken.
  4. Nope 1. This pokemon is a normal type. 2. This pokemon walks on two legs. 3. This pokemon is from gen 3. 4. This pokemon has only one type.
  5. *Laughs evilly* Soon, you shall join us!
  6. Until Link pulled out his Master Rod, of course. Ganon fled in terror before this horrifying new weapon. Link charged after the dark lord, wielding the greatest fishing rod ever created.
  7. This led to the discovery of a new speedrun glitch, wherein rescuing Zelda in one save file without beating the game manipulated the states of other save files, allowing 13 entire seconds to be shaved off the world record.
  8. Nope. Nope. Nope. 1. This pokemon is a normal type. 2. This pokemon walks on two legs. 3. This pokemon is from gen 3
  9. At that moment, Link succesfully glitched into Ganon's castle.
  10. The Goddess told Bookwyrm to go through fifteen trials in order to gain her blessing.
  11. Ganon absolutely obliterated Bookwyrm, as the Narrator had neglected to obtain the blessing of the goddess.
  12. The game getting a million times harder as ?izard used his rudimentary programming skills to make his bossfight harder than the final boss. By adding one million hp and one million damage.
  13. On Zelda: Dark Fairies II's release date, fans were super excited to play the new game. The trailers had been awesome. There was only one problem.
  14. He'd stuffed it in a sack and thrown it into the ocean.
  15. The players complained that he was too hard to beat, but the devs were too bust making Zelda: Dark fairies II
  16. Nope. 1. This pokemon is a normal type 2. This pokemon walks on two legs.
  17. 1. This pokemon is a normal type.
  18. ?izard had not been idle during this time. He'd gathered a massive army of monsters and used the triforce to make himself invincible.
  19. And he'd gotten all the best gear in the game and learned speedrun strats for all the bosses.
  20. This was unfortunate, and caused all of Hyrule to be decimated during the time it took Butt to escape.
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