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NameIess

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  1. Chorffles are illegal because they contain hemalurgic spikes. I have no idea what you're talking about. I was the high inquisitor. I didn't have the time to bake Chorffles.
  2. Yes. Although 'Chorffles' might be illegal to produce and sell.
  3. No! Join Wafflism instead!
  4. Still. There is no alliance. We can work together when our purposes align. Uhhhhhhhhhh.... convince Boomerang Guy to stop trying to unsplit Chortlism?
  5. But you want to spread Chortles first and waffles second.
  6. This Document certifies that has hired The Essence To deal with legal matters, foolish non-divines, and, on request, semi-Divine distracting Entities Signed: Nameless T̸̨̢͔̖̤̥͇̤̤̠̲̩͔̳͙̹̟̓̈͐̄͊̓̊͌̏̑̈́̇̓̒̉̆̈́̆́̔̈̇̈́̏̄͐̄̀̽̚̚͝ͅh̸̢̡͓̝̥̙̜̼̲͈̲͙̩̤̙͓̙̥̝̥͈̞̫̰̜͖͖͈͛̈̂̒͋̅̂̀̈̅ẻ̶̢̧̧̮̲͇͈̩̠̟͉̳̞̣̝̙̯̺̣̖͎̻́̓̉̅͂́͂̈́̂́̕ ̷̡̢̛͍̘̝͍̠͙̘̩̲̲̠͍̙̤̺̔̈̅̀̂̋̏͗̓̀̇͊̍̄͆̾̊͒̕͝ͅĔ̷̢̢̛͈͙̯͍̹͉̟̹̗͕̺̤̘̱̹͎̱̒̎̄́̈́̊͗̋̈͗̈́͒̄̓̀̀͋̉͘͘͝ͅͅͅs̴̤̜̲̺͙̳̭̫̯̫̱͍̖̗̭̟̥̼͈͓̘̭̖͖̙͇̗̬̘̼̥̠̿̎̐̍̍̈́̈́́͆̈́̃̈͋͑̐̋̇̈́̓̍̄̆̓͐̆̐͂̊͑̕̚͝͝͝s̷̡̢̡̧̡̗̘̙̺̙̬̬̜͓̣̻̬͚̥͓͔̯̯͎̣̼̮̭͋ë̶̡̡̨̧̛̮̹̪̻͓̳̬͍͙̲̰̱͚̠̤͙̫̝̬̹͉̲̹̼͕̠̎͊̀͐̽̈́̚͜͠ͅͅͅn̷̡̨̢͉̞͎̤̪̰̣̲͍̞̗̉̋͑̈́̇̉̋̍̔͂̐̓́̕̕͠ç̸̨̨̧̧̡̲̘̣̘̘̠͙̭̳̺̦̻̤̝̥̳̪̗̳̺̘͍͙̍͋͗̉́̿͠͝ȩ̴̧̖̱̥̜̤̣̥̭̪̖͈̙̣͔͚͖̜͓̱̝̭͖͓̹̺͖̬͑̃̔͋͆̋̃̈́̌̔̈́͆͆̈̿̎̑̌̋̂̀͌̔͒̌͝͝
  7. Oh good, a lawyer! Perfect. You're hired. You may protect Wafflism, but I feel a rank such as Gyorn may cause too much division among followers. We all love the waffle, and are all equals. Very well. (Please understand that no such alliance exists) You may join.
  8. You can have the rank of member, if you wish to spread the love of waffles throughout everywhere.
  9. Can you show proof as to your godhood? No? Then in that case, I'll eat my waffles in peace.
  10. You claim dominion over waffles, yet I know that no one can rule over waffles. Since you have lied in one thing, your authority as to Chortlism cannot be trusted either.
  11. I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling*
  12. This thread is for everyone who thinks waffles are a way of life. Here, we defy @Boomerang Guy's authority as self-proclaimed god of waffles and leader of Chortlism, and instead devote ourselves to the way of the Waffle. There are no rules required to join Wafflism. The only requirement is that you love waffles, and wish to spread that love around the world.
  13. "Me? That's weird. I thought I was over there." Unintelligible shrugged. "Whatever. If you don't want to admit that you talk to yourself, that's not my problem."
  14. Nameless shoved Shadow off the piano seat and started playing “Maple Leaf Rag”.
  15. Unintelligible ran up behind Thaidakar. “Hey there Thaidakar. Are you with the cult?” He glanced back at ?. “Cause I think he is.”
  16. "Okay..." Unintelligible edged away from ?. "Is that why everyone's here? Is this like a cult meeting or something?"
  17. Unintelligible walked up the the group. "Hey guys, what are all of you doing here? Does this place have significance to all of you, or are you just here to comfort Thaidakar about something?"
  18. Exasperation entered into Unintelligible's voice. "You do. There is no need to keep your memories. When you return to the past, remove your memories. You will not create the horror that you fear."
  19. Unintelligible's eyes were glowing brighter than the sun. "Please. Believe me, Thaidakar. You do not know as much as you think. Do not needlessly torture yourself."
  20. Unintelligible frowned, eyes now glowing almost blindingly bright. "It will not be for naught. I told you. The past will not change without great effort. Forgetting your past will not be enough to alter it. You, or someone else, would have to consciously alter their past, knowing what they were doing."
  21. "I tell you that if you forget, no one shall be tainted. You will live the life you have prepared for yourself. Truly live it, not just pretend to."
  22. "Oh? Do you wish to lie? To manipulate every decision, to put on a mask for every conversation, knowing that if you mess up a single time then everyone you love will die?"
  23. Unintelligible's eyes glowed even brighter. "Do you want to forget what you have done?"
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