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NameIess

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  1. Less than two months. That's not 'a while'.
  2. Found the kitten wandered away disinterestedly.
  3. I DON'T HAVE TIME. I'M TECHNICALLY AN ADULT NOW PLEASE SEND HELP.
  4. This unfortunately caused the black cat's creation to be retconned. It had never existed.
  5. The Ghanderflaffle then gave a thirty minute soliloquy before falling off a cliff by accident on the way home to marry his beloved.
  6. Three Ghanderflaffles fainted in shock. "Woah is I! For the blackest omen of that grim specter, death, is upon me! Ever I have feared this day, but no! If death be my destiny, I shall face it with honor!" With these words, the last Ghanderflaffle struck Wizard in the face with his rapier.
  7. Unfortunately, uno hadn't been invented in the times of Shakespeare, so it didn't work.
  8. The Ghanderflaffles were too caught up in their tradgedy reenactment to stop now. "We are not fooled by thine quicksilver tongue you accursed Narrator! Indeed, our blades shall strike all the harder for thine treacherous words."
  9. The remaining Ghanderflaffles brandished rapiers. "Have at thee!"
  10. Granted. Humans are immune. Tarantulas gain an appetite for human flesh. I wish for more money.
  11. A Ghanderflaffle burst into the Cadmium bubble, followed closely by several of his friends. "Though uncultured cretin! Though hast spat upon the honor of my kinswoman! All that is left to thee be to die with what faint honor though hast left in thine blackened soul!
  12. Unfortunately, the Ghanderflaffles didn't know this. Additionally, it was Shakespeare appreciation year. Hilarity ensued.
  13. Granted. Tarantulas also gain highly venomous spines that look identical to their fur stuff and kill humans with a prick. I wish for money.
  14. Nope. 1. This pokemon is a normal type. 2. This pokemon walks on two legs. 3. This pokemon is from gen 3. 4. This pokemon has only one type. 5. This pokemon can get the ability contrary.
  15. This insult caused Jimaetheus' entire family to declare a feud on Wizard. And, as we all know, Ghanderflaffles consider themselves to be one giant family, so Wizard was in big trouble.
  16. Jimaetheus asked Wizard if he would go on a date with her, stealing the box again.
  17. Where it was immediately stolen by a rogue Ghanderflaffle name Jimaetheus the forty-third.
  18. After finishing off the evil whatever ?izard was in dramatic style, Link and Zelda dashed over to help Butt.
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