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  1. NameIess
    Now I can disprove that stupid tradition that you shouldn't open an umbrella inside! When you find out why you shouldn't open an umbrella inside
  2. NameIess
    Either that or this Stormfather is a pretender. (Or it could just be a thing with this being Brandon's very first rough draft of the prologue.)
  3. NameIess
    What does the political landscape look like? Do the different tribes hate each other? Or is everybody friends? I'm assuming the former is at least partly true, given that if it wasn't, then combining all the tribes to face the giant when he returns would be a piece of cake, but what tension exists?
  4. NameIess
    Everyone gasped.
  5. NameIess
    Nameless shuddered. "I... can't make the Luxite." He gestured towards the medallion. "One of you mimes or consultants do it."
  6. NameIess
    Someone else decided now was a good time to get a law and consultant degree.
  7. NameIess
    Someone else facepalmed. "I'm a better lawyer than you. And a better consultant."
  8. NameIess
    Someone else gave Butt an exasperated look. "Remind me again why I hired you?"
  9. NameIess
    Suddenly, someone else strode up and smacked the disembodied voice in the face.
  10. NameIess
    This was incredibly creepy and off-putting for literally everyone besides Straff.
  11. NameIess
    I'll take maple syrup.
  12. NameIess
    But as is the case with all Danish Pastry Cognitive Shadows, Straff was deaf.
  13. NameIess
    But he lived on as Straff the Danish Pastry cognitive shadow.
  14. NameIess
    We are neutral. Blobfish don't have anything to do with waffles.
  15. NameIess
    Straff warped suddenly, then was yanked away.
  16. NameIess
    Straff took this opportunity to run away screaming.
  17. NameIess
    I agree, but certain styles of government make it easier to get favorable functions.
  18. NameIess
    It had to go to the Cognitive realm to get to him, as Straff had just been killed.
  19. NameIess
    But Straff was quickly murdered by an elite strike of Ghanderflaffles.
  20. NameIess
    This didn’t backfire at all, surprisingly.
  21. NameIess
    (He’d confused himself with Butt Venture)
  22. NameIess
    Then Butt less exploded
  23. NameIess
    The Ghanderflaffles formed a quarantine around the moon after pumping in a hundred trillion tons of anti-sneezing gas. Nameless nodded gratefully. "Thanks." He held up his medallion, putting a hand on the Narrativium. "Alright. Bring order to Chaos. Easy." He focused, and the medallion started glowing. "Order... to... Chaos." The Narrativium started glowing, color rapidly shifting. "Order... Chaos. " The colors focused, changes slowing. Nameless' eyes glowed bright white, and he gasped suddenly, staring at the medallion in horror. "Order." He dropped the medallion as if burned, glow instantly going out, and stumbled back away from it, terrified.
  24. NameIess
    The Ghanderflaffles killed the consultant too. Then they captured the remaining Selffalfrednahgs and brought them to a super secure lab on a planet where it was impossible to sneeze.
  25. NameIess
    Then the Ghanderflaffles killed them all.
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