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NameIess

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  1. So in the end, Butt ended the battle with a triumphant *whomp*
  2. Fortunately, most of the members of the advernturing squad didn't technically classify as 'things'.
  3. Fortunately, Nin's apprentice was an expert in killing stuff.
  4. So they sent him back to Nin for some more professional help.
  5. Soon, even Nin's apprentice's patience began to run thin. Redemption was all well and good, but was Stephen even trying to overcome his demons?
  6. In fact, it was over a thousand long. He just couldn't stop himself from committing heinous acts. Even as the party continued on their adventure, he found himself doing terrible things like waking up early to make breakfast, feeding small animals, and worst of all giving money to old widows out in the woods.
  7. But it was close. Top ten list of most terrible things he'd ever done.
  8. He'd accidentally invented the cure to aging that day.
  9. What it did, no one knew. But Nin thought that finding it would be good for his apprentice, so no one complained.
  10. Nin's apprentice nodded, turning to the rest of the group. "All right guys, this is Stephen. We're going to be adventuring with him, and if anyone has a problem with that, you can take it up with me."
  11. Nin's apprentice hesitated, then gave Stephen a hug. "Whatever your crimes, you can join our party. No man can stand in the Shadow so long that he cannot find the Light again."
  12. Nin's apprentice recoiled in horror. "You're... Stephen? I'm all for second chances, especially after all Nin's done for me, but... How could you do all those awful things?"
  13. After an extended hospital stay, the party set out for adventure once more. They had accumulated yet another member, a medical expert by the name of...
  14. So they all had a terrible case of dysentery for the next six months.
  15. Unfortunately for the rest of the party, they were only slightly immune to the poison.
  16. A few months later, after working to earn the money to pay for their rations and waiting for the pineapple situation to get somewhat under control, the party finally set off on their adventure. During the break, they'd picked up a new member:
  17. And the quest was delayed for yet another week.
  18. They would be able to awaken, as Frustration said: Although there is a WoB from 2014 (before this one) that implies the opposite:
  19. I'm not against creating such a space, I just don't really see the point. Commenting on theories that I know are almost certainly correct/incorrect doesn't sound appealing to me.
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