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NameIess

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  1. "Butt's got a, err... wound, to the stomach. I'm uncertain as to how he got it."
  2. Nin's apprentice smiled nervously. "Uh, thanks. I know where we need to go next. Say, Spook. You're good at first aid, right?"
  3. Nin's apprentice gasped in horror as Misting cut Butt's stomach open. "I just needed you to hold a mirror!"
  4. Soon he would unlock the secrets of the prophecy, and the entire future would finally be his!
  5. He hadn't left his house in over a hundred pages.
  6. Indeed. But Someone Else had a dire problem. Nin's apprentice clapped appreciatively, then asked Misting to help him read the map in Butt's stomach.
  7. Nin knew all of it. Or at least he thought he did. There was one part that only two people knew. Nin the Legendary Ninja, and...
  8. Nin's apprentice appreciated this momentous effort of rhyming tremendous. ly. Nin's apprentice shook his head reluctantly and spoke in a rasping voice. "Unfortunately, I cannot join this group. I must train under Nin in order to fulfill my part of... The Prophecy.
  9. To his surprise, Nin's apprentice knew battle, assassination, warmongering, strategy, how not to fail, science, and history all very well. Better, in some cases, than Spook himself. Nin's apprentice overheard this planning and glared at Arbiter in warning.
  10. Nin’s apprentice shrugged and nodded, eyes glittering from the shadows of his hooded face.
  11. The assassination was unsuccessful, as Nin’s apprentice was still too angry to die.
  12. “Yes. Seriously though, please bite off my right hand. This is quite painful.”
  13. So Nin's apprentice chopped off his writing hand in an attempt to void the contract. Unfortunately, it grew right back.
  14. He was unable to wield any magical weapons until fulfilling his end of the deal.
  15. Nin's apprentice groaned in pain, right hand wreathed in flames. "That sounds great. Can you maybe bite my hand off?"
  16. Then he pulled out Nin's R.C.M.B and immediately collapsed unconscious.
  17. Fortunately, the fifty years passed quickly, and Nin's apprentice was still having tea with the elephant when Arrrbiter got out.
  18. Inner peace? What kind of idiot demon wrote this contract?
  19. The elephant shrugged and handed him the contract.
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