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NameIess

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  1. "Hm. An understatement, I see. Well, your life is hardly my business. Glad we could clear that up."
  2. "Um, what was that? Didn't quite catch it." The cucumber person stroked his long beard ponderously. "Something about your father? Really, you ought to turn your head towards me more. Hard to read lips with manners like yours."
  3. They had been a nuisance ever since the days of King Elfred the Great.
  4. The cucumber person nodded thoughtfully. "Qwiznak was a great ruler. But he wasn't this one. We don't know his name anymore. Forgot it ages ago."
  5. Nameless summoned all ten Honorblades, then used them to gateway the entire pocket dimension into the never-ending pit.
  6. The cucumber person led Mythos into the rainbow blur, revealing a sprawling metropolitan city. Then he gestured to a monument made of stars, with a plaque written in some unknown language. "See? Here he is. He ruled us for millennia, and when his reign ended we made this monument to him."
  7. "Sure, follow me." The cucumber person started walking towards a distant city rainbow blur. "It's a memorial to our ruler from times long lost."
  8. "I don't know who that is. All I know is you look like this statue we have in our capital."
  9. The cucumber person stared at Mythos in amazement. "You look just like him!"
  10. Mythos had somehow been transported to another realm.
  11. Mythos found an entirely new dimension outside of the door. A new and exciting dimension, where all of his power was meaningless.
  12. But since 99% of their budget was now spent on buying pineTREES flavored pineapples, they couldn't really complain.
  13. Surprisingly, PineTREES flavored waffles were not very popular.
  14. He had a weakness for PineTREES flavored ice cream.
  15. If she could stop eating them long enough to take money from her customers.
  16. Unfortunately for them, everyone was now alive.
  17. Nameless pulled out his patented chicken-destroying weave and started exterminating them.
  18. Nameless pulled out his patented chicken-destroying weave and started exterminating them.
  19. I’ve liked the series so far. Yes, there are changes to the lore, but so far they haven’t been so bad as to ruin the series for me. *cough*-WoT-*cough*
  20. Because pineapples were the new Ghandeflaffle empire.
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