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  1. NameIess
    "Let me tell you. That wasn't the real sandwich. I could tell."
  2. NameIess
    "What was his name again?" The speaker sparks slightly, then melts into a puddle. -- Meanwhile, Butt Venture continues stealing candy from the children.
  3. NameIess
    Nameless raises an eyebrow. "That wasn't the real sandwich, was it?"
  4. NameIess
    "Well then, eat the rest of it."
  5. NameIess
    The tomato tasted terrible. Which was proof that the sandwich Platypus had was, in fact, not the real sandwich. Someone had stolen it.
  6. NameIess
    "This speaker will self-destruct in thirteen seconds." -- Butt Venture stares directly at Impossible. "Hey! I'm talking to you. Yeah you, the one with the undetectable tech! This candy won't steal itself!"
  7. NameIess
    "Then go ahead. Eat the sandwich. Prove that it is possible."
  8. NameIess
    "You will be soon." -- Then Butt Venture noticed Impossible. "What're you doing just watching? Aren't you going to help?"
  9. NameIess
    "Fruit that you will never claim."
  10. NameIess
    "Yes, but not dead men. Or dead Platypuses." -- Butt Venture seemed to take great pleasure in taking the candy from children. He laughed with joy as he yanked a lollipop from a child's mouth.
  11. NameIess
    "What was that? Couldn't quite hear you clearly."
  12. NameIess
    "Everyone must die. I will kill them all, and then the world will be free from this fruitless struggle."
  13. NameIess
    "I'm a comedian and I'm looking for people to make fun of. Please, can you tell me what you found so funny?" "Rep doesn't work for Narrators unless they have a proven track record." -- Butt Venture's quest seems to involve stealing candy from children.
  14. NameIess
    I feel like I'm missing some context here.
  15. NameIess
    The newcomer strokes his fake mustache. "Just a random passerby that happened to wonder what name you found so funny." "In the case that explosives are underappreciated, several anti-narration devices are available for deployment."
  16. NameIess
    "Guys? I'm pretty sure the thing is still staring at us. Maybe that ritual only bound part of it."
  17. NameIess
    Instead of Rep, a speaker appeared. "Hello. I regret to inform you that the person you are attempting to reach does not want to see you. Please desist from further attempts to summon him, as the next attempt will be met with explosives." A figure made of lightning wearing a fake mustache approached. "Of what name do you speak?"
  18. NameIess
    “You seek to kill but do not accept death? Hypocrisy.”
  19. NameIess
    Rep shook his head and disappeared to somewhere he couldn’t be followed.
  20. NameIess
    I stab again, this time with enough force and accuracy to pierce your skin.
  21. NameIess
    With many regrets, I stab Platypus with a Platypus-killing sword.
  22. NameIess
    “Sure I did. Anyways, I normally charge for my time, so unless you’re going to pay me I suggest you leave.” Daisy the pathetic does not exist.
  23. NameIess
    The ex-shovel man takes the sword awkwardly in his left hand. “Thanks. I’ll probably be terrible at using it, but it’s better than nothing.”
  24. NameIess
    “I said ‘off my back’, not fed my back. Clean your ears Narrator.” No, you misunderstand. finding a character of mine that is named Daisy is impossible.
  25. NameIess
    I turn to Sleeper with tears in my eyes, and ask him why he wants the snail to suffer more.
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