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Rosharan A.C.

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  1. Rosharan A.C.
    A.C. popped out of his barrel. "I wouldn't eat that if I were you Ara. It is after all a Butt muffin."
  2. Rosharan A.C.
    But José missed being a hermit, so he gave one of his DoomRats the shard of life.
  3. Rosharan A.C.
    I think the joke is that it says "DA = not possible"
  4. Rosharan A.C.
    It's almost like those kind of people are part of a secret cult club no one else knows about *wins*
  5. Rosharan A.C.
    Which eventually gained a conscience of its own.
  6. Rosharan A.C.
    "Woot woot! We've gone too long without bunker-partying!" A.C. gathered all the essentials, and made sure to inflate extra balloons.
  7. Rosharan A.C.
    YES! BUT ALSO HEAVEN HELP ME.
  8. Rosharan A.C.
    Granted. They are the most beautiful, stunning things your teacher has ever seen in her entire life. However, they have nothing to do with words and english at all, so she usually gives you an F. Your bane is that you can never look directly at a screen of any sort. I wish I had a huge aquarium in my backyard where I grew and raised alien flora and fauna. The fauna all act like normal fish mind you, but they just look cool. And I'm also going to specify that the flora are mostly normal as well, so no one gets any ideas.
  9. Rosharan A.C.
    *wins more*
  10. Rosharan A.C.
    I imagine it looks kind of like this:
  11. Rosharan A.C.
    Well played...
  12. Rosharan A.C.
    I like the way you think @Llstml, but we have to consider the greater good here. If I had Szeth's oathstone, first I would make him watch all the Avengers movies, see how many marshmallows he can fit in his mouth, and then let him help Roshar.
  13. Rosharan A.C.
    And then A.C. threw a Turn Back Into What You Were Before grenade at them. Strangely enough, they all became pineapples.
  14. Rosharan A.C.

    Aha! 200 posts! This isn't really that significant in the grand scheme of things, but it makes me happy because my post count has been pretty stagnant for a while. 

    1. Zephrun’s Imperium

      Zephrun’s Imperium

      We're glad to have you with us, AC!

  15. Rosharan A.C.
    Ya, hello @asmodeus! We hope you enjoy the forums. You probably know what you're doing, but if you've got any questions we're happy to help.
  16. Rosharan A.C.
    Unfortunately, he was the only member still alive.
  17. Rosharan A.C.
    It carried Withy up with it, where Withy then ascended to the shard of ghanderflaffle.
  18. Rosharan A.C.
    Granted. You are given a battery, a rock, a light bulb, a spiked cookie, and a watch, all of which obey your every command. Your bane is that an angry immortal chicken follows you around as well, and it really doesn't like you. I wish that people would stop celebrating Christmas before Thanksgiving. Preferably after December 1st.
  19. Rosharan A.C.
    "NOOOOOOO!! FT!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!"
  20. Rosharan A.C.
    A.C. realized that the slow motion machine was turned on, and he promptly switched it back off.
  21. Rosharan A.C.
    Granted. My day, as well as anyone who read this before me, gets significantly better (Thanks !). The nightwatcher is so touched by your wish that she doesn't want to give you a bane for it, and instead grants you a completely different wish, thus eliciting a bane and restoring balance. You can now wiggle your ears indefinitely. However, you're allergic to money. I wish that I was a master carpenter.
  22. Rosharan A.C.
    In response, Withy playfully galloped up the wall and onto the ceiling, and started hanging from a bunker chandelier.
  23. Rosharan A.C.
    A.C. is taken aback. He puts up his fists. "Hey! Can't you see that he's a nun?! Well if you don't like that, then you can just fight me."
  24. Rosharan A.C.
    *Wins by cooking hibachi style and making a lava cake out of onion rings and without the cake*
  25. Rosharan A.C.
    "Ah! It's so good to see you all." A.C. brought out the cheese he had been aging, and infused it with Gandalf-level fireworks. Now the party could really get going. He handed some of it to everyone. Edit: After handing out the firework cheese, A.C. was blasted backwards in a spectacular manner as Truthless materialized.
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