Rosharan A.C.

Except I won.

Because his stepfather was actually also a chicken.

Granted, but your wish is so clever that it outsmarts you and then takes over the shard. Your bane is that you have to watch it slowly delete every single thread ever made. I wish that I had the best Christmas ornament in the universe.

That's LITERALLY what I was going to say, but then I thought I'd stick with a one liner. Them dang potaters decided to have a little talk with @Firerust about employee relationships and showing respect in the workplace.

This irked the randomness so much that it sent a memo to its boss.

Oooooklaaaa the winner, was a jolly winny soul. With a crem-cob pipe and a steel-spike nose and two eyes made out of atiuuuum.

Battle instincts can be cute... in a way.

I appreciate both dogs and cats equally, but of course, some pets are more equal than others...

Another funny one is both (pronounced bowth) vs. bolth (self-explanatory) Edit: Wins on a side note.

Wonnings

Does that mean hoagies are just ham and cheese hotdogs?

Cheap. Move. I was doing so well, and then a certain somebody *coughcoughTruthlesscoughcough* convinced me to Ooklify my name. Now I've gone and lost.

*Warmly wiggles one ear*

*wins with a yupe*

Ah, that makes sense.

So here’s a philosophical question: Is yup the counterpart of nope? Or would it be yope? Or maybe yespe?

A.C. nodded in agreement as he settled down with his net full of cupcakes. edit: I just want you all to know that it autocorrected “nodded” to “modded” at first. Coincidence? I think not...

A.C. pulled out his cupcake net and got to work.

*wins morermost*

My favorite thing about all of this is that it seems to know everything about everything. Also someone direct me to the basement please!?!?!? Edit: Dadgummit! The AI is too smart... Edit again: I should probably stop. It's trying to eat me now.

I posted this in Sanderson memes already, but I believe it has a place here. One day breadmunks had a bunker party, but they ran out of void-apples. They went to the woods and got a giant bunch of apples, but the void-apples were all dead and rotten, so they went back to the bunker.In one sense, this is a metaphor for "doublespeak" (a.k.a. the art of pretending to have a complicated meaning, when really you only mean a single, simple one). It's an allegory for the difficulty of making sense of the world when we are surrounded by such complexity. But as a metaphor for the human condition, it's a particularly relevant one. If one day breadmunks had a bunker party, but they Edit: I felt obligated to put in the last sentence and properly finish this narrative. If one day breadmunks had a bunker party, but they had no bombs, what would they do? (I am paraphrasing) It would be like having a party where nobody has the guts to use any fireworks. Do you think you could take a hit for the band? I hope so. It's a shame it's not done yet. Maybe they'll do it when we're all on the road. Maybe we'll go on tour and the band will be like, "Hey guys! We need to get a break. We're going on tour. We're gonna do our thing for the next month and a half. I'll do a radio song with the radio

It's... beautiful.

A.C. began to get out his pudding guns, but then he realized plot was going on, so he stopped with hi head down. He reached into his pocket, pulled out some bacon, tied it around his forehead, nodded, and then started blasting.