Truthless of Shinovar

*wins*

Ironically, he had awful teeth himself.

Oh my gosh, I CAN SEE SIGNATURES AGAIN!!! I finally got a laptop; no longer shall I be bound by mobile's limitations!!

Granted, no banes included for a wish as pure as yours. I wish for the Triforce; that way, I can make even more wishes!

*dramatic music plays* *a tear slides down the poptart’s face*

Sharpe cried out as one of the tails wrapped around him, holding him upside down by the legs. He had managed to leap partway off of the leg before the tail caught him, probably the only thing that kept him from being totally surrounded by the tail. He tried to squirm out of the tail, but to no avail. Both of the tails impaled him straight through the stomach, causing Shapre to gasp in pain. Stormlight was the only thing keeping him alive. He tried to slash the tail with his cloth, only to realize that it would not cut. As he swung down low to the ground, he used his remaining stormlight to melt the ground, shape a strong handhold, and then yanked. The tails slid out of his gut, and his feet from the tail holding him. He healed part of the way, enough to eradicate the poison, but there were still pretty heavy wounds in his stomach. He hobbled over to some of his men nearby, thankful that Tels was now up and distracting the beast. He prayed to the Almighty that those reinforcements Althea promised would come soon... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tels flew dizzily through the air, hoping to catch the beast by surprise as it attacked Sharpe. He had picked up a rather large shard of glass; this time, he would not miss the eyes. As the beast turned around towards Tels, he brought down the shard hard. @RayOfSunshine

@RayOfSunshine

*pulls out poptart* FLEE BEFORE ME, THOU PUNY MORTALS!!!

*deevies*

Tels tried to gasp as the wing struck him right in the ribs, but all of the air had been knocked out of him. He flew back, spinning through the air, hitting the side of a building. Sand cushioned his impact, but he still hit his head pretty hard. He staggered to his feet, and nearly tripped over. He started to sway towards the beast, but he couldn’t decide which one to go for. All three of them looked about the same, though a bit blurry. He leaned up against the wall, head spinning. Sharpe would have to fend off the beast for a while...

^pretty extreme spoilers

But guess what else?!! I just beat the game!!!

Granted, but they’re all paperback! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I wish for more pizza.

Tels shot up with a burst of sand, then landed on top of the creature’s head, dashing across to the left wing, streams of sand ready to puncture it. He remained wary of any tails that might shoot towards him; his hope was that he could dodge out of the way and cause the beast to stab itself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sharpe focused on the piece of flesh that he had cut, forced his blade into the section, and twisted.

*sees possible deaths of oneself*

Oh joy.

*4th ideals*

*reveals some deep and personal truth that I probably should’ve admitted to myself years ago instead of living with it and letting slightly dement my mind*

YES!!! On a separate note, does anyone have any idea how to get to the Junk Pit/Godhome? Edit: hold up, I found it!

*life before deaths*

BOWTIES!!!

*tries*

Tels nimbly dodged out of the way, almost not fast enough. The barb of one of the tails had torn through part of his shirt, coming dangerously close to his skin. Tels had a hunch that even being nicked by something like that would prove deadly. The creature seemed pained by the wound in its wing, so that was were Tels would try and strike the hardest. He would try and distract it so that Sharpe could do some more serious damage underneath. As Tels lept into the air and began to fly above the creature’s head, something changed. The Alleystorm had seemingly stopped, which could only be bad news. He would have to much more careful with his sand now; it wouldn’t last forever. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Instead of trying to dodge the rapidly approaching leg, Sharpe instead decided to simply embrace it. Literally. He jumped onto its leg, stormlight healing any wounds, and proceeded to slash it up with his blade. He was surprised when the storm stopped though... that was a lot sooner than expected.