Truthless of Shinovar

If any one wants to see what I did for my 1000th post...

Alright, here goes nothing! Brace yourselves, Sharders, for some hastily crafted (and honestly not that good) memes of the same format!!! (Oh, and some pretty extreme spoilers so...)

Well... that's on top of homework and other such stuff (which includes calling my uncle to discuss the Hero of Ages (he just finshed!)). Anyways, don't get your hopes up too high

Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise... give me the rest of the evening, I should be finished by then!

Ooh.... I got an idea!!

Ok, so this is the one place that I can post and not actually have a post added to my count. My question is this: Next real post will be my 1000th, you guys have any idea on what to do?

Hurt Luna, Heal Stick Xino - 8 Stick - 9 Luna - 9 Truthless - 8 Snip - 8 Itiah - 9

Granted, no bane for this amazing wish! I wish for a lot of waffles

Tels grinned as he got the beast's attention. He shot up into the air, carrying boulders of varying sizes with him, the smallest the size of a large watermelon, and the largest as big as the wings themselves. Tels began to hurl the stones at the beast hoping to aggravate it even further and cause it to give chase. There was a building just barely standing up ahead... If Tels could position the beast correctly, he may be able to defeat or trap it in one blow. As Tels looked down below, he could see the trio getting out guns, likely to try and shoot the beast. Hopefully they aimed for the wings, the plating outside the beast could cause the bullets to ricochet. And hopefully, none of the bullets hit him. @RayOfSunshine

Tacos

Granted, but after exactly 2 years, 26 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 3 minutes, and 59 seconds, all whales go blind, preventing them from sightseeing. I wish to be able to enjoy early mornings

Granted, but suddenly, you’re grades are meaningless. Society has fallen, and school with it. All of the grades you worked hard to earn are flushed down the drain as you wish you spent more time preparing for the apocalypse instead of staying in school. I wish for a perfect memory; one that I can perfectly recall whatever I want and forget whatever I wish as well.

*reads prophecy about how one day a buffalo wing will rise up and enslave the rest of the meats, then proceeds to eat steak*

*steaks start raining down from the sky, Nathranking’s own recipe. Steaks only rained down in certain places though. Those who are blessed enough to eat them suddenly find something strange inside of them.... Steakomancy. Depending on what kind of meat that these people eat, it gives them strange new powers. Vegetarians are unaffected. This new social class begins to become more and more valued by society, and society itself begins to evolve around meat. Thus we see that wherever Nathranking’s steaks are to be found, power comes with it*

Nothing

*eats steak* *Ascends to the Shard of Steak because Nathraking’s cooking is so dang good*

Hurt Itiah, Heal me. Xino - 8 Stick - 8 Luna - 10 Truthless - 7 Snip - 9 Itiah - 9

*mouth waters hungrily* *questions if I may partake*

*enjoys a delicious hotdog*

Bold of you to assume he isn't already.

To further upset the balance of things, Hurt Snip, Heal me Xino - 7 Stick - 9 Luna - 10 Truthless - 6 Snip - 9 Itiah - 10

I was off for about ten minutes, and this happens. Hurt Xino, Heal me. Xino - 7 Stick - 10 Luna - 10 Truthless - 4 Snip - 10 Itiah - 10

Lopen was pretty much their king. And all of Alethkar's as well.

*picks up dynamite sticks of relish*