Truthless of Shinovar

Truthless walked up to Luna, slapped him four times in rapid succession, each blow punctuated with the words “Snap! Out! Of! It!”

Hurt Itiah, Heal Stick Stick - 9 Luna - 10 Truthless - 10 Snip - 9 Itiah - 8 Edit: Ninja’d, but great minds think alike I suppose

Hurt Luna, Heal Stick Stick - 8 Luna - 9 Truthless - 10 Snip - 9 Itiah - 10

Chick-fil-a sauce? It’s not a personal favorite, but I know a bunch of people like it!

Tels kept falling, but when he neared the ground, he shot forward. He grabbed a couple of grenades off of a fallen soldier, and shot back up in front of the beast. He unpinned one of them, and tossed it towards its face. He held on to the other one though; he wanted to have contingencies if this didn't work.

Granted, but as a completely random bane, you can only write, type, etc. using your non-dominant hand, and you can never become ambidextrous. I wish for a way to make everyone's day better somehow at any given moment.

*wonders if Nathranking is ever going to speak, or stop cooking various meats from his grill*

Hurt Snip, Heal no one. Hurt Xino, Heal Snip Xino - 6 Stick - 9 Luna - 10 Truthless - 10 Snip - 3 Itiah - 9

Tels cursed. He had waited too long to draw the beast towards the almost-collapsed building. He hoped that Wes, Seom, and Mike had come up with something to maim the beast. This thing was impossible to kill! Tels though for a moment, then found the biggest boulder he could find, roughly the size a small car. using all of his ribbons but three to support it, he began to fly towards the beast. "Hey you!" Tels cried at the top of his lungs, hoping it had some semblance of intelligence. "You ugly Scorlionmanbat thing!!" Tels approached the giant beast rapidly, swinging the huge rock with all of his ribbons now, entering into a momentary free-fall. His hope was to get the thing to turn around, at the right moment, and to smash the piece of rubble into its face. That much force from so heavy an object would be lethal to any sort of being. Even if the thing didn't turn around, he could easily divert the boulder to the tails, seriously maiming or disabling a couple, if not all, of them. The beast's mistake had been to turn his back of Tels. Tels planned to use that to his advantage.

Keep in mind, it is in fact my member title, not my rank which I am referring to

Umm... I think it’s “Eat as much as you possibly can,” which is explained by Zote as this: Whenever you get the opputtunity to eat, eat as much as you possibly can, because you don’t know when you’re going to eat again. I would look all 57 principles up if I were you, they’re pretty hilarious, if you ask me

Granted, nothing happens I wish that I could control weather!

No, Zote’s 27th principle, it’s a reference to Hollow Knight. Man, I really need to start clarifying what I mean

nnnoooooOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?

You

Hurt Snip, Heal nobody. Hurt Snip, heal Truthless Xino - 8 Stick - 9 Luna - 10 Truthless - 9 Snip - 3 Itiah - 9

Oh shoot, sorry, my rank, not my signature! Sorry, I get those two mixed up all the time @Lunamor

Tels weaved around the stones that the beast hurled back at him, flying up, over, and underneath the projectiles. He couldn’t afford to swerve to the right or the left, because he needed the beast to follow him in a straight line. Tels continued to grab and hurl stones, aiming for the wings this time.

*Eats more. I eat as much as I possibly can, as explained in my signature*

Nah, not hyped enough if you ask me Seriously though, I think we as fans have a tendency to try to force our friends into Sanderson; I know I do at least. Because of all the buildup and excitement I give them, they're sometimes disappointed when the beginning is a little bit boring. I think that Brandon is overhyped in my personal life, but for good reason. He's honestly the best writer that I've ever read, but I think I've got to help people understand that by reading him on their own, and not by me shoving it down their throats. That's my take on it at least, it's been fun to read what everybody else thinks too!

Granted, but the syrup is the worst you've ever had. I wish for a win in Surviv.io

Hesitantly Hurt Snip, Heal no one. Xino - 8 Stick - 9 Luna - 10 Truthless - 8 Snip - 5 Itiah - 9

*Eats all of the kebabs*

Gah!! It's my job to keep Stick alive!! (I literally have to protect him who cannot protect himself!) Heal Stick, Hurt Snip Xino - 8 Stick - 9 Luna - 10 Truthless - 8 Snip - 6 Itiah - 10 Edit: Oh wait, Stick, you're back! Welp, enjoy that free life I gave you.

Thank you! I wanted to do something a little bit outside the box, and memes (specifically this format) were the first thing that came to mind, so I started brainstorming!