Truthless of Shinovar

Truthless jumped back in shock when he saw SoT’s new profile pic.

I meant besides the obvious

What happens when they find this post though??

Oh nice I wish mine had taken that short What material did you use to make your cloak?

How’d you guess?! Thanks! I definitely plan on it, cuz it’s gonna look storming awesome!

My plan for my Halloween costume: (Spoiled for size) It’s not complete yet, but the mistcloak is the most important part! I’m planning on adding some sort of leather belt to hold three or four glass vials with metal flakes inside (made of torn aluminum foil (which doesn’t work in the Cosme but it looks nice)). I’ve already added a hood onto it to look more mysterious; coupled with the black pants and fleece I’m going to wear underneath, I should inspire fear and mystery in the heart of every skaa that sets their eyes on me!

Y’all can’t call yourself true rednecks till you’ve lived in the South. Speaking of the best region in the country, in Tennessee a couple of stereotypes are -Y’all and ain’t. Yes, we actually use these a lot. -Gritz. Personally I don’t like them or eat it very often, but apparently everyone else does. -Southern charm. Yessiree, this one’s definitely true. In general, you can strike up a conversation with anyone in public and it’s totally normal. It happens fairly often, and I’m pretty sure it’s tied to the South, but correct me if I’m wrong. -Southern accent. Actually, where I live it’s about 50/50, and most accents are pretty faint anyways. Like I’ve probably got an accent, but it’s just super faint. A Utahn would probably pick up on it. But thirty miles in any direction, and you’ll definitely find a lot of people with the thick southern accents (which doesn’t mean they’re unintelligent!) -Eating roadkill. No, no one actually eats roadkill. Except maybe a couple of hillbillies, which do, in fact, exist here.

Just gonna point out that by taking the time and effort to spell out these words in new and different ways, you guys are actually putting more brainpower into your posts than if you typed them out normally. So really, this isn’t the Idiot’s Club at all. It’s the Enhanced Brain Activity Club.

Darn it Spire, I think you just hijacked my account.

Stare-into-your-soul of Shinovar. SITSOS for short.

Oh my gosh yes lol

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OH MY HARMONY WHAT DID YOU DO

The ground seems to melt by the table, and suddenly, the floor parts like water, revealing a set of staircases. A bulky, 8-foot tall fused stands up from where he was kneeling on the ground, hand planted on the floor. He slowly walks up the stairs, board and cards shaking with each step. In a incredibly deep, slow voice, the fused announces, “Odium does not have these cards.” Having spoken his part, the giant fused lumbers back down the staircase in the ground, the stone melting to cover the entrance back up. (@Bearer of all agonies, your turn!)

I’m in. Let’s liberate these gerbils.

You’re thinking of this one, right? This was actually Channelknight Fadran’s profile pic, and through a chain of confusing events, I took his profile and he took mine. Check out the topic “Why is everyone Truthless” in the 17th Shard Discussion category for the full story But yeah, 8-bit Szeth always has and always will be my profile pic!

Then it began raining piranhas.

“Wait, you said you weigh how many pounds? Whoops... *looks down at clipboard* must’ve added an extra zero onto there. Well, this anestesia should knock you right out!” WTWTTSW you accidentally set fire to an old lady’s hair?

Mememe!

Thanks for the mention, I hope we can get to know each other better too! Also since Aspiring Writer kinda long to type out, can I call you Writer? Maybe Spire?

*laughs in upper classmen*

Uncle Brandy smashed an empty bottle of brandy on [Redacted]’s head.

Butte slapped [Redacted].